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    9/20/2022 11:30 pm  #1

    monster
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    Noises that Should. Not. Be.

    1.  the fake typing sound used when your automated response sytem says "One moment while I look that up"
    2. someone snorting up their snot.
    3. Anything microsoft alertish
    4..Anything involving styrofoam/polystyrene
    5. engine turning over not starting
    6. 

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    have at it :D

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    9/21/2022 7:48 am  #2

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    Re: Noises that Should. Not. Be.

    A prolonged fart.  And a resulting comment:   (Oh.  I have the vapors.)

     

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    9/21/2022 3:24 pm  #3

    Flint
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    Re: Noises that Should. Not. Be.

    tw wrote:

    A prolonged fart.  And a resulting comment:   (Oh.  I have the vapors.)

     


     

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    9/21/2022 8:29 pm  #4

    monster
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    Re: Noises that Should. Not. Be.

    tw wrote:

    A prolonged fart.  And a resulting comment:   (Oh.  I have the vapors.)

     

    happy for the clarification because, when alone, the noise can be quite joyful 

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    9/21/2022 11:35 pm  #5

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    Re: Noises that Should. Not. Be.

    Farts:  a first indication that you should not be eating that.

    Or that you are a cow.

     

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    9/22/2022 10:14 am  #6

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    Re: Noises that Should. Not. Be.

    Do you know why Farts stink?
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    So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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    9/22/2022 11:09 am  #7

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    Re: Noises that Should. Not. Be.

    Alas, I can't find a clip on YouTube, but I watched a great documentary once on a deaf kids' school where the (hearing) teacher happened to reveal to the kids that farts make a noise, and they were all like "Holy shit, wait WHAT? I've been farting in front of my hearing family this whole time!"

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    9/22/2022 2:05 pm  #8

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    Re: Noises that Should. Not. Be.

    Oh yeah, that would be a startling discovery, flashback to all the times you figured nobody would know. 

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