Used to be about everyone in town was like us, went to one of the two churches, and the darkest ones were italian or a lifeguard. But everything has gone to hell since the others started moving in. Some of them go to a weird church in the city and some don't go to church at all... can you believe that? Some of them are brown like in the kids book with monkeys and some are yellowish like the war movies. A lot don't talk good english like us and the older ones don't talk english at all.
They have made decent people like us nervous and protective of our culture of beer, BBQ, and baseball on TV. On TV because if you actually try to play it you'd spill the beer. We warn the kids not to be tricked by these others if they try to be friendly. Lord only knows what those kinds are up to.
The neighborhoods are changing...


I wonder what's going on in Hawaii?