c?  a b wrong.  Sorry.
 

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E!  I saw a ghost.
 

A is for ampersand, agelast, and anlace
A’s also for anus, angina, and arsefaced
A appears first in both adventures and actions
If A’s for alcohol, those might end in fractures

Hi...

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A man with a dog walks into a bar and sits down on a barstool. The patron sitting next to him says "Good looking dog." The dog owner responds "He's more than good looking, my dog can talk." The patron says "Well, all dogs can 'speak'"' The dog owner replies "My dog talks like people." The patron: "That's ridiculous. I'll bet you $10 that dog can't talk like people." The dog owner accepts the bet and they put their money on the bartop. The dog owner looks at his dog and asks: "What's on top of a house?"The dog goes: RRRRRRRRoof! The dog owner says "That's right, a roof is on top of a house." and he takes the money off the bar. The patron says "All dogs can do that! I'll bet another $10 your dog can't do that again if you ask a different question." The dog owner again accepts, looks at his dog and asks "What does sandpaper feel like?"The dog goes: RRRRRRRRuff! The dog owner says "That's right, sandpaper feels rough." and he takes the money off the bar again. The patron realizes he's been had; but, quickly devises a plan to turn the tables and get his money back. The patron says "You got me twice. Give me a chance to get my money back... double or nothing... on a third and different question. The dog owner says "That sounds fair" and accepts. They put their money on the bar one more time. The dog owner looks at his dog and... "WAIT!" says the patron "I'll ask the dog a question this time." The dog owner protests "That's highly irregular sir, my dog doesn't usually talk to strangers." The patron reminds the dog owner that he's already accepted the bet which didn't stipulate who asks the dog a question and it shouldn't matter if the dog can really talk like people. The dog owner reluctantly agrees and says "Alright, ask my dog your question." With a great sense of satisfaction, the patron looks at the dog and says "Dog, who is considered to be the founding father of Western philosophy?" The dog hesitates for a moment and then goes: RRRRRRRR Socrates?


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Just like with hurricanes today, we may soon have to use Greek letters.
 

♪♫m-o-u-s-e♪♫?

TheNeverWas wrote:

♪♫m-o-u-s-e♪♫?

Sang Desantas to his Daddy.

I think you meant to say  ?huH 
 

BreakTheChain wrote:

Huh?

Mickey Mouse aka Disney will see him in court. It's a truly awful dude that makes me root for Disney.