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    8/10/2022 11:15 pm  #26

    monster
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    Re: What's mildly amusing you today?

    https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-62497674

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    6/26/2023 6:09 pm  #27

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    Re: What's mildly amusing you today?

    70 yo goes racing on his birthday; what could go wrong?

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    6/26/2023 10:38 pm  #28

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    Re: What's mildly amusing you today?

    TheNeverWas wrote:

    70 yo goes racing on his birthday; what could go wrong?

    The possibilities are endless. 

    Haven't clicked the link (yet)....

    I wanna go for...... the metamucil kicked in, the resulting surprise turd planted itself under right buttock causing depression of accelerator which caused dentures to fly backwards triggering a gag reflex, steering wheel got splattered with puke and became too slippery to grasp, so he could no longer steer and hit a rhino which happened to  be crossing the racetrack at that very moment.

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    6/26/2023 10:39 pm  #29

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    I think the rhino would have made it into the article, but the rest is plausible.

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    6/27/2023 6:01 am  #30

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    You ever work for Vice media, monster? lol

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    6/27/2023 8:18 pm  #31

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    If, by rhino, you mean track barrier, then, yeah.

    Oh, yeah, he was a billionaire.  So it's not like he had anything to lose...
     

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    6/28/2023 3:33 am  #32

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    griff wrote:

    You ever work for Vice media, monster? lol

    no but you don't live in an area the morning show I listen to is syndicated in, so....I can see how you might think this is billable content ;)
     

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    8/25/2023 3:54 pm  #33

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    Weird little ego boost:

    Our first house was a major fixer-upper, and we did most of the work (and all of the interior design) ourselves. We sold it in 2007. I just looked the place up on Zillow, and it had all the realtor photos from the most recent sale in 2019. They still had almost all our stuff--floors, countertops, shower tiles, backyard deck, light fixtures, even decorative mirrors. Really the only thing that had changed was a coat of paint and new carpet. I know it was only a span of 12 years, and it still could have changed in the 4 years since then, but I'm weirdly proud that what we installed has survived the tastes of multiple owners.
     

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    8/26/2023 6:31 am  #34

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    Good work!

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    10/24/2023 6:42 pm  #35

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    Re: What's mildly amusing you today?

    Kpop band confuses Texas Rangers and Glasgow Rangers

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