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There's good news tonight for Mr & Mrs America and all the ships at sea...
Call your travel agent, plan your next vacation in beautiful downtown Philly.
They've just opened the store you've been pining for... the Rocky Shop.
I know, I know, you're just quivering with delight and anticipation of fondling Rocky stuff.
They even have a few replicated movie props like
Just don't tell me when you're coming and I won't tell where I live.
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There once was a shop in Cherry Hill called "Failure". The kid was repeatedly told he would fail in life.
That shop no longer exists.