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    2/01/2021 10:42 pm  #1

    monster
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    Jesus Schmeezus

    Anyone can walk on water



    I had beer after my walk though. From a can.  Seemed  easier than the whole miracle thing, especially with all that ice in the way.....

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    2/02/2021 7:27 am  #2

    griff
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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    Too bad we don't have a "miracles" category for February.

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    2/02/2021 8:31 am  #3

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    That's pretty.  Living in Virginia, it's been a long time since I've walked on ice like that.  I can't even think of when it would have been.

     

    2/02/2021 8:59 am  #4

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    I refrain from walking on water because I do not want to fall on my boo boo.

    I Love my country, I fear the government.
     
     

    2/02/2021 9:17 am  #5

    monster
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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    Fargon has boobies!

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    2/02/2021 11:18 am  #6

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    boo boo = butt

    I Love my country, I fear the government.
     
     

    2/02/2021 4:05 pm  #7

    monster
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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    not around here......


    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    2/02/2021 4:07 pm  #8

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    I'm not afraid of landing on my butt, to be honest.  I'm afraid of landing on my face and smashing all my teeth out.  I was thinking about that as i was walking past the pond today -it was just around freezing but sunny and melting could be heard everywhere, so I did not venture out on the ice this time.

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    2/03/2021 10:44 pm  #9

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    I've been walking on water all fucking month.

    What I wouldn't give for forty days in the desert.

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    2/12/2021 12:06 am  #10

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    Checking safe thickness...

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    2/12/2021 6:57 pm  #11

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    griff wrote:

    Too bad we don't have a "miracles" category for February.

    If only you believe...

    Hey! That's me up there!
     

    2/13/2021 8:41 am  #12

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    I believe I'll brew another press of coffee.

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    2/13/2021 8:45 am  #13

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    I believe I'll brew another press of coffee.

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    2/13/2021 8:25 pm  #14

    BigV
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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    At this point, the coffee is delivered in a Fogcutter.


    Which is just fucking fine.

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    2/18/2021 10:28 am  #15

    footfootfoot
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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    BigV wrote:

    At this point, the coffee is delivered in a Fogcutter.


    Which is just fucking fine.

    Hey! That's me up there!
     

    2/18/2021 8:35 pm  #16

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    Re: Jesus Schmeezus

    That's the one.

    but they're very seasonal.  This is the season.  The characters in your illustration are dressed for the Luau Sizzlers, not Fogcutters.

    #voiceofexperience

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