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    4/18/2021 12:04 pm  #1

    Gravdigr
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    Humor...I Need Humor

    Somebody else said it, but nobody did it.  So, I did it.  A humor thread.

    To wit:

    If you say "fuck off" backwards, you're still saying "fuck off", you just sound British.

     

    4/18/2021 9:29 pm  #2

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    Now you've done it.

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    4/29/2021 10:43 pm  #3

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    Received on 4/29/21, a Christmas card from Paulsboro, NJ, (maybe 25 miles away) postmarked 12/16/20.
    On the back side is a barcode in red that was covered by a blank strip.
    On the front is the barcode in black.
    That’s covered by a blank strip.
    Then a strip with the barcode in black dated 3/16
    Then another blank strip.
    Finally a strip with the barcode in black dated 4/21
    The stack of strips was so high I had to dissect it.
    If it arrived in February I'd have been pissed, but at this point it's humorous.
    Plus it was a cool card.

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    4/30/2021 4:25 am  #4

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    "Nothin' seems that weird anymore"

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    4/30/2021 6:48 am  #5

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    Ha!

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    4/30/2021 11:54 am  #6

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    Re: Humor...I Need Humor

    The Firesign Theater (first album) had a line that I think of every time anything postal comes up:
    "All right sir. Do you want this to be a night letter, regular, or guaranteed delivery?"
     

     

    4/30/2021 6:37 pm  #7

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    And what about the pickle?!

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    5/10/2021 11:20 pm  #8

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    A group of cows = a herd

    A group of birds = a flock

    A group of fish = a school

    A group of Karens = a Homeowners Association.
     

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    5/11/2021 5:57 am  #9

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    Ha!

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    5/12/2021 7:27 pm  #10

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    goddamn posting an image

    too goddamn small

    too goddamn big

    goddamn posting an image
     

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    5/17/2021 4:25 am  #11

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

     

    5/17/2021 11:35 am  #12

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    goddamn__________

    too goddamn small

    too goddamn big

    goddamn _________

     

    5/17/2021 12:09 pm  #13

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    Is that the first time you've cussed in a post?

    I can't say I remember you cussing in a post.

    Made it count, by God...

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    5/22/2021 8:03 pm  #14

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    I think I found my next job.

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    5/26/2021 1:59 pm  #15

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    I had a baked potato the other day that was just...just ugly.

    It looked like it was dragged behind a truck all the from Idaho, and it had more eyes than the CIA...

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    5/26/2021 2:00 pm  #16

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    My best friend could never be a lawyer.

    He couldn't pass a bar to save his life.

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    7/28/2021 7:50 pm  #17

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    ***NSFW***



     

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    These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
     

    7/29/2021 6:32 am  #18

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    Spot on!

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    7/29/2021 8:10 pm  #19

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    That's a record for me ... one vid, one subscription.

    Be Just And Fear Not
     

    8/09/2021 10:06 pm  #20

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    Free at last and his pals are happy for him...

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    8/10/2021 8:40 pm  #21

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    These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
     

    8/11/2021 4:32 pm  #22

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    LOL.

     

    8/11/2021 10:09 pm  #23

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    The long arm of the Ma.

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    8/12/2021 11:47 am  #24

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    ha!

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    8/14/2021 4:19 pm  #25

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    I don't know if you have to be a fan of the comic strip Pickles to laugh out loud at today's.
    Maybe I'll find out.
    https://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2021/08/14


     

     

     

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