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4/18/2021 12:04 pm  #1


Humor...I Need Humor

Somebody else said it, but nobody did it.  So, I did it.  A humor thread.

To wit:

If you say "fuck off" backwards, you're still saying "fuck off", you just sound British.

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4/18/2021 9:29 pm  #2


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Now you've done it.


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

4/29/2021 10:43 pm  #3


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Received on 4/29/21, a Christmas card from Paulsboro, NJ, (maybe 25 miles away) postmarked 12/16/20.
On the back side is a barcode in red that was covered by a blank strip.
On the front is the barcode in black.
That’s covered by a blank strip.
Then a strip with the barcode in black dated 3/16
Then another blank strip.
Finally a strip with the barcode in black dated 4/21
The stack of strips was so high I had to dissect it.
If it arrived in February I'd have been pissed, but at this point it's humorous.
Plus it was a cool card.


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

4/30/2021 4:25 am  #4


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https://i.ibb.co/txKPHJZ/boss-job.png


"Nothin' seems that weird anymore"

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4/30/2021 6:48 am  #5


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Ha!


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

4/30/2021 11:54 am  #6


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The Firesign Theater (first album) had a line that I think of every time anything postal comes up:
"All right sir. Do you want this to be a night letter, regular, or guaranteed delivery?"
 

 

4/30/2021 6:37 pm  #7


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And what about the pickle?!


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5/10/2021 11:20 pm  #8


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A group of cows = a herd

A group of birds = a flock

A group of fish = a school

A group of Karens = a Homeowners Association.
 


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

5/11/2021 5:57 am  #9


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Ha!


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

5/12/2021 7:27 pm  #10


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goddamn posting an image

too goddamn small

too goddamn big

goddamn posting an image
 

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5/17/2021 4:25 am  #11


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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahttps://cdn.boardhost.com/emoticons3/grin.png

 

5/17/2021 11:35 am  #12


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goddamn__________

too goddamn small

too goddamn big

goddamn _________

 

5/17/2021 12:09 pm  #13


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Is that the first time you've cussed in a post?

I can't say I remember you cussing in a post.

Made it count, by God...

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5/22/2021 8:03 pm  #14


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5/26/2021 1:59 pm  #15


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I had a baked potato the other day that was just...just ugly.

It looked like it was dragged behind a truck all the from Idaho, and it had more eyes than the CIA...

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5/26/2021 2:00 pm  #16


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My best friend could never be a lawyer.

He couldn't pass a bar to save his life.

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7/28/2021 7:50 pm  #17


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***NSFW***



 

Last edited by TheNeverWas (7/28/2021 7:52 pm)


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7/29/2021 6:32 am  #18


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Spot on!


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

7/29/2021 8:10 pm  #19


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That's a record for me ... one vid, one subscription.


Be Just And Fear Not
 

8/09/2021 10:06 pm  #20


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Free at last and his pals are happy for him...
https://i.postimg.cc/mD6RGgHM/offleash.jpg


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

8/10/2021 8:40 pm  #21


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https://i2.wp.com/naughtybits.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/I-dont-think-thats-accurate....jpg?resize=600%2C492&ssl=1


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8/11/2021 4:32 pm  #22


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LOL.

 

8/11/2021 10:09 pm  #23


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The long arm of the Ma.


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

8/12/2021 11:47 am  #24


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ha!


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8/14/2021 4:19 pm  #25


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I don't know if you have to be a fan of the comic strip Pickles to laugh out loud at today's.
Maybe I'll find out.
https://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2021/08/14


 

 

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