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    8/15/2021 10:19 am  #26

    BigV
    Hold my smoky malt beverage and watch this

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    t'was a good surprise, and funny.  but silently, in my head.  thanks!
     

    Be Just And Fear Not
     

    8/16/2021 3:32 pm  #27

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    The next post is prolly NSFW.  Somehow or another...

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    8/16/2021 3:34 pm  #28

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    Sorry for the big image, but, I ain't fixin it.


     

    Last edited by TheNeverWas (8/16/2021 3:35 pm)

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    9/03/2021 9:05 am  #29

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    What do a potato and a tomato have in common?

    Neither of them is a coconut.

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    9/03/2021 11:34 pm  #30

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    She don't get it.... and he won't be getting it for awhile.

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    9/06/2021 1:50 pm  #31

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    Aini't heard that in three forevers...

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    9/07/2021 12:07 pm  #32

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    This is one of my favorite Car Talk Puzzles.  Not much to do with cars, but funny,
    https://www.cartalk.com/radio/puzzler/chemistry-test-0

     

    9/08/2021 5:12 am  #33

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    Diaphone Jim wrote:

    This is one of my favorite Car Talk Puzzles.  Not much to do with cars, but funny,
    https://www.cartalk.com/radio/puzzler/chemistry-test-0

    I think I know the answer (based on something I saw years ago about money). Should I say or let others have a go first?
     

     

    9/08/2021 11:18 am  #34

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    You know, if the professor wasn't going to hang around, then they could just open the door and walk down the hall to the other room and get their stories straight.

     

    9/08/2021 11:24 am  #35

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    Two Short Planks wrote:

    Diaphone Jim wrote:

    This is one of my favorite Car Talk Puzzles.  Not much to do with cars, but funny,
    https://www.cartalk.com/radio/puzzler/chemistry-test-0

    I think I know the answer (based on something I saw years ago about money). Should I say or let others have a go first?
     

    Give it another day for folks to digest glatt's hint.
     

     

    10/16/2021 1:07 pm  #36

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    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    10/23/2021 4:16 pm  #37

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    Diaphone Jim wrote:

    Give it another day for folks to digest glatt's hint.

    The hint has been digested, shat, flushed, and is now probably floating in Guanabara Bay...
     

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    10/29/2021 7:38 pm  #38

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    https://i2.wp.com/www.theava.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/TooManyTires.jpg?

    Hope the link works and gives a giggle.

     

    10/29/2021 8:27 pm  #39

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    that's a giggle!

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    11/21/2021 1:16 pm  #40

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    SMBC Investments

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    11/21/2021 10:49 pm  #41

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    Ha, I like that. 

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    11/23/2021 11:31 am  #42

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    I promise I won't just repost all SMBC.

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    11/24/2021 2:26 am  #43

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    Speaking of piggies...

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    11/24/2021 8:16 am  #44

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    Know how to mess with an archaeologist?

    Hand 'em a bloody tampon and ask 'em what period it came from.
     

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    11/24/2021 4:11 pm  #45

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    Sick fing sick. LOL I love it.

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    11/24/2021 8:51 pm  #46

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    LARF!

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    11/25/2021 10:27 am  #47

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    Don't blame others for the road you're on.

    It's your own asphalt.
     

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    11/25/2021 1:13 pm  #48

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    TheNeverWas wrote:

    Know how to mess with an archaeologist?

    Hand 'em a bloody tampon and ask 'em what period it came from.
     

    Probably not the late middle ages.

     

    11/26/2021 9:37 am  #49

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    TheNeverWas wrote:

    Know how to mess with an archaeologist?

    Hand 'em a bloody tampon and ask 'em what period it came from.
     



    oh dear, can't decide whether to share with super-PC archepologirl or not.....

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    11/28/2021 2:06 am  #50

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     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

     

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