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6/12/2021 2:00 am  #1


Church Bulletins

Bulletins the lady volunteers typed up on mimeograph masters then printers masters or xerox masters to keep y'all informed.
Church Bulletins
 
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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 Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The sermon this morning:   'Jesus Walks on the Water'.  
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of things not worth keeping around.
Bring your husbands.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,'
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter, married Oct 24th in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow..
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At the evening service, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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8 new choir robes are needed due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with
the deceased person you want remembered..
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Church hosts an evening of fine dining, super entertainment
and gracious hostility.
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Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM
- prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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At 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The pastor would appreciate the Congregation’s ladies lending
their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM .
Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM ..
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers meet 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the new campaign slogan.
'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'
 


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6/12/2021 7:00 am  #2


Re: Church Bulletins

Very funny.


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