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Why is the sky blue?
W) Cheese or Chocolate?
V) What do people wash too much?
U) You realize you need to do something later today, ow will you make a note to remind yourself?
T) What is the worst disease you have ever survived?
S) What was the name of your favorite stuffed toy when you were a small child?
R) Can you knit or crochet?
Q) What is the worst instrument to hear a beginner practicing?
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Re: Why is the sky blue?
W) Cheese or Chocolate? Cheese (I surprised myself there!)
V) What do people wash too much? Their clothes.
U) You realize you need to do something later today, ow will you make a note to remind yourself? Make an electronic reminder on my phone
T) What is the worst disease you have ever survived? Asthma. Seems to be more or less in obeyance now. Has anyone done any research into the connection between asthma and female hormones. My asthma started at puberty and has been (with one exceptional incident) considerably better since I became a Crone).
S) What was the name of your favorite stuffed toy when you were a small child? Matilda
R) Can you knit or crochet? Knit.
Q) What is the worst instrument to hear a beginner practicing? Recorder.
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Re: Why is the sky blue?
W) Cheese or Chocolate? cheese
V) What do people wash too much? mountain bikes
U) You realize you need to do something later today, ow will you make a note to remind yourself? 3m
T) What is the worst disease you have ever survived? chicken pox?
S) What was the name of your favorite stuffed toy when you were a small child? did not have
R) Can you knit or crochet? no
Q) What is the worst instrument to hear a beginner practicing? bagpipes but I do love them.
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Re: Why is the sky blue?
Q: scalpel
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Re: Why is the sky blue?
W) Cheese or Chocolate? Wh--What? How is this even a question?! Chocolate, damn...
V) What do people wash too much? Driveways and sidewalks. See it all the time.
U) You realize you need to do something later today, ow will you make a note to remind yourself? Write the note and throw it away. The writing thereof seals it my mind.
T) What is the worst disease you have ever survived? Mumps. Still got some I ain't over yet...
S) What was the name of your favorite stuffed toy when you were a small child? Had to ask, cuz I couldn't remember one. That's cuz I didn't have one. No security blanket, no stuffed animals, no fake titty pacifiers, either. I was fond of my baby bottle they say. Just as 'carry-it-everywhere'-type thing.
R) Can you knit or crochet? I used to crochet as a teenager. And macrame.
Q) What is the worst instrument to hear a beginner practicing? Violin. Maybe any percussion piece.
Cuz it ain't raining.
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Re: Why is the sky blue?
Undertoad wrote:
Q) What is the worst instrument to hear a beginner practicing?
This is such an excellent question, really excellent
It must be a high-pitched instrument, and it must be the reeds - because a bad reed player will squeal and honk and make all kinds of bad sounds, and make them loud
alto sax
You shut your whore mouth, mister! I played alto sax.
And I. Sounded. Mag-nificent. My mama said so.
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Re: Why is the sky blue?
Q) What is the worst instrument to hear a beginner practicing?
This is such an excellent question, really excellent
It must be a high-pitched instrument, and it must be the reeds - because a bad reed player will squeal and honk and make all kinds of bad sounds, and make them loud
alto sax
You shut your whore mouth, mister! I played alto sax.
And I. Sounded. Mag-nificent. My mama said so.
Sounded awesome from where I was too...
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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