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BigV · 1/21/2021 8:19 pm

name your stakes

henry_quirk · 1/21/2021 8:43 pm

BigV wrote:
name your stakes

you got nuthin' I want or need

the houseplant planted would be satisfyin' enough, with put out to pasture bein' significantly less satisfyin', but acceptable ('course, then we end up with the whore...a conundrum)

tw · 1/21/2021 10:21 pm

Putt'en a house plant out in a pasture is this weather is just another way of 'wrecking shit'.

Apparently it is a shitty plant.

henry_quirk · 1/22/2021 5:43 am

tw wrote:
Putt'en a house plant out in a pasture is this weather is just another way of 'wrecking shit'.

Apparently it is a shitty plant.

yes, he is...glad we agree

xoxoxoBruce · 1/23/2021 2:45 am

Plans are underway for the Trump Library...

griff · 1/23/2021 11:54 am

Let's not forget SNL and Stephen Colbert promoting someone terrible enough that even Hillary could beat him or so they thought.

griff · 1/23/2021 11:59 am

Now for some actual good-natured fun.

henry_quirk · 1/23/2021 2:27 pm

henry_quirk · 1/24/2021 8:21 pm

xoxoxoBruce · 1/24/2021 8:47 pm

Bernie's mittens have black fabric palms and are fleece lined.
Google will give over a million hits on a pattern request. The mostly free patterns say like, similar to, in the style of, inspired by, and similar cop outs.

griff · 1/28/2021 3:59 pm

henry_quirk · 1/29/2021 12:49 pm

and: the shit wreckin' continues

excellent

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glatt · 1/29/2021 1:37 pm

That's something we can all get behind.

Flint · 1/29/2021 2:05 pm

Gamestonk!!

henry_quirk · 1/30/2021 5:42 pm

joke of the day

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/29/black-lives-matter-nobel-peace-prize-petter-eide-norweigan-mp

high-larious

henry_quirk · 1/31/2021 10:32 am

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/127/text?format=txt

high-larious

BigV · 1/31/2021 1:18 pm

Were you and tw in the same class at comedy school?

griff · 1/31/2021 2:35 pm

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tw · 1/31/2021 2:44 pm

BigV wrote:
Were you and tw in the same class at comedy school?

They laughed him out of the school.

He left school in a separate ceremony. Some said in a casket.

Last edited by tw (1/31/2021 2:46 pm)

henry_quirk · 1/31/2021 3:19 pm

BigV wrote:
Were you and tw in the same class at comedy school?

yep

I got kicked for pissin' on the teacher (don't care what anybody sez, that there was funny)

tw graduated...with honors (cuz he's a laff-riot)

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Some said in a casket.

just a pine box...revenant-styie, I clawed my way out...takes more than a burial to keep me down

henry_quirk · 2/12/2021 7:36 pm

https://realrawnews.com/2021/02/gov-desantis-tells-biden-go-fuck-yourself/

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

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henry_quirk · 2/12/2021 8:22 pm

https://www.newtoncountymo.com/notices/newton-county-second-amendment-preservation-act

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Flint · 2/13/2021 5:15 pm

henry_quirk wrote:
https://realrawnews.com/2021/02/gov-desantis-tells-biden-go-fuck-yourself/

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

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this is fan fiction. you know that... right ..?

henry_quirk · 2/13/2021 6:43 pm

Flint wrote:
henry_quirk wrote:
https://realrawnews.com/2021/02/gov-desantis-tells-biden-go-fuck-yourself/

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

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this is fan fiction. you know that... right ..?

don't care: it's funny

henry_quirk · 2/13/2021 6:49 pm

henry_quirk wrote:
Flint wrote:
henry_quirk wrote:
https://realrawnews.com/2021/02/gov-desantis-tells-biden-go-fuck-yourself/

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

👍
this is fan fiction. you know that... right ..?

don't care: it's funny

just like this: ORANGE MAN - not guilty

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