1. Would you rather work at McDonald’s or a call center for a utility provider? McDonald's, as hated as their employees are, it's nothing compared to the hatred for call center flunkies.
2. Do you prefer to swim/play in the ocean or a pool? Pool, I know what's in the pool. For the most part...
3. Does the word “cromulent’ bug you? I find the word 'cromulent' to be perfectly cromulent.
4. What’s your go-to cure when you have hiccups? Well, before the diebeetus, it was a teaspoon of sugar.
5. Camel or Whale? I'm not sure..While I've smoked Camels, .I've never smoked a whale.
6. When was the last time you rode a bike? I used to ride, not for my health, but to get where I was going, but, I'll admit it's been a minute. 12-15 yrs, I reckon.
7. Left or Right? I don't politic, but when I write, it's right.
8. How much do you like the first name that’s on your birth certificate (1=hate, 10=love... etc.) Meh. 5, I guess. Hate my middle name.
9. Circle or hexagon? Yes, please.
X. What is the first name of the most incompetent person in your life right now? Don't really have any incompetents in my life at the mo'. Heh, whoever is working at my local Burger King, I guess.
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