> I wonder how many swimming squirrels it takes to peel a giraffe.
> Sucking cock makes me feel gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
> Why did you sniff when I farted?
> My blues is bluer than blue.
> Betty White is the best thing since sliced bread.
>The word smegma makes me smile.
> I will keel over when TW admits he's wrong.
> My bank account # is 4 and my pin is straight.
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