You want to know how bad it's gotten, trying to hire teachers since COVID?
My kid's school (kid singular now, since the older one is off to college) had an upper level math teacher who was retiring last year. Cool, fine, he gave plenty of notice. Only they couldn't find a qualified replacement. At all. With the new school year approaching, they begged him to come back for one more semester. He agreed, but made it very clear that this was just for one semester.
So they lowered their standards to look for anyone who was even medium-qualified for this level of math, figuring they could train. Still absolutely no candidates. They couldn't even find anyone who could teach lower-level math, in the hopes that they could force one of their existing teachers to upgrade.
With January now approaching, they started looking at completely unqualified people--i.e., folks who had never taught students before, but at least had some kind, ANY kind, of math credentials. And finally, they hired this guy, we'll call him Mr. Bob.
Now, Minifobette has been telling me stories all semester about how weird Mr. Bob is, but mostly it's seemed like he's just very awkward, with a deadpan sense of humor that the kids don't get. Like, when he said he doesn't listen to music because it's the gateway to the devil, that's just him trolling the high school kids, right?
But no. A week ago, one of the kids saw a handwritten list of students on Mr. Bob's desk. The kid asked what the list was for, and Mr. Bob had a full fucking meltdown in front of them. Turns out Mr. Bob is severely schizophrenic, and the list was of certain students in the classroom that he believed weren't real.
So now the class is going to be covered by a substitute teacher for the rest of the school year, and no more math will be learned. And they still have no teacher for next year.