High School Reunions

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Posted by fargon
7/26/2025 4:02 pm 		#1

I have been invited to my 50th, Should I go, or should I stay. 

I Love my country, I fear the government.
 
 
Posted by Anon
7/26/2025 5:23 pm 		#2

If they’re going to Zoom it, that would be good. When the old folks start talking about their aches and pains you can just turn the audio off and call it a glitch.

If you have to attend in person, send Keryx to wear your name tag and say that she’s you after the sex change operation.

Hope that no one shows up in a casket because the reunion coincided with their funeral. It’s always a possibility; but, the probability increases as you reach the 50th.

 
Posted by Diaphone Jim
7/27/2025 11:07 am 		#3

Go

 
Posted by TheNeverWas
7/27/2025 5:21 pm 		#4

fargon wrote:

Should I go, or should I stay. 

That's not how the song goes.
 

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Posted by fargon
7/30/2025 8:54 am 		#5

I'm not going The Lady Keryx is otherwise committed that week, and getting a Cat sitter for that long is a problem. I'm not flying anywhere, so Id be driving.and I'm not going anywhere without The Lady Keryx.

I Love my country, I fear the government.
 
 
Posted by monster
7/30/2025 6:10 pm 		#6

amtrak?

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by fargon
7/31/2025 5:13 am 		#7

Amtrak good just need a Cat sitter for a week.

I Love my country, I fear the government.
 
 


 
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