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**Posted by BigV** 1/21/2021 8:19 pm

name your stakes

**Posted by henry_quirk** 1/21/2021 8:43 pm

BigV wrote:
name your stakes

you got nuthin' I want or need

the houseplant planted would be satisfyin' enough, with put out to pasture bein' significantly less satisfyin', but acceptable ('course, then we end up with the whore...a conundrum)

**Posted by tw** 1/21/2021 10:21 pm

Putt'en a house plant out in a pasture is this weather is just another way of 'wrecking shit'.

Apparently it is a shitty plant.

**Posted by henry_quirk** 1/22/2021 5:43 am

tw wrote:
Putt'en a house plant out in a pasture is this weather is just another way of 'wrecking shit'.

Apparently it is a shitty plant.

yes, he is...glad we agree

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 1/23/2021 2:45 am

Plans are underway for the Trump Library...

**Posted by griff** 1/23/2021 11:54 am

Let's not forget SNL and Stephen Colbert promoting someone terrible enough that even Hillary could beat him or so they thought.

**Posted by griff** 1/23/2021 11:59 am

Now for some actual good-natured fun.

**Posted by henry_quirk** 1/23/2021 2:27 pm

**Posted by henry_quirk** 1/24/2021 8:21 pm

**Posted by xoxoxoBruce** 1/24/2021 8:47 pm

Bernie's mittens have black fabric palms and are fleece lined.
Google will give over a million hits on a pattern request. The mostly free patterns say like, similar to, in the style of, inspired by, and similar cop outs.

**Posted by griff** 1/28/2021 3:59 pm

**Posted by henry_quirk** 1/29/2021 12:49 pm

and: the shit wreckin' continues

excellent

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**Posted by glatt** 1/29/2021 1:37 pm

That's something we can all get behind.

**Posted by Flint** 1/29/2021 2:05 pm

Gamestonk!!

**Posted by henry_quirk** 1/30/2021 5:42 pm

joke of the day

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/29/black-lives-matter-nobel-peace-prize-petter-eide-norweigan-mp

high-larious

**Posted by henry_quirk** 1/31/2021 10:32 am

https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/127/text?format=txt

high-larious

**Posted by BigV** 1/31/2021 1:18 pm

Were you and tw in the same class at comedy school?

**Posted by griff** 1/31/2021 2:35 pm

Last edited by griff (1/31/2021 2:36 pm)

**Posted by tw** 1/31/2021 2:44 pm

BigV wrote:
Were you and tw in the same class at comedy school?

They laughed him out of the school.

He left school in a separate ceremony. Some said in a casket.

Last edited by tw (1/31/2021 2:46 pm)

**Posted by henry_quirk** 1/31/2021 3:19 pm

BigV wrote:
Were you and tw in the same class at comedy school?

yep

I got kicked for pissin' on the teacher (don't care what anybody sez, that there was funny)

tw graduated...with honors (cuz he's a laff-riot)

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Some said in a casket.

just a pine box...revenant-styie, I clawed my way out...takes more than a burial to keep me down

**Posted by henry_quirk** 2/12/2021 7:36 pm

https://realrawnews.com/2021/02/gov-desantis-tells-biden-go-fuck-yourself/

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

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**Posted by henry_quirk** 2/12/2021 8:22 pm

https://www.newtoncountymo.com/notices/newton-county-second-amendment-preservation-act

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**Posted by Flint** 2/13/2021 5:15 pm

henry_quirk wrote:
https://realrawnews.com/2021/02/gov-desantis-tells-biden-go-fuck-yourself/

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

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this is fan fiction. you know that... right ..?

**Posted by henry_quirk** 2/13/2021 6:43 pm

Flint wrote:
henry_quirk wrote:
https://realrawnews.com/2021/02/gov-desantis-tells-biden-go-fuck-yourself/

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

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this is fan fiction. you know that... right ..?

don't care: it's funny

**Posted by henry_quirk** 2/13/2021 6:49 pm

henry_quirk wrote:
Flint wrote:
henry_quirk wrote:
https://realrawnews.com/2021/02/gov-desantis-tells-biden-go-fuck-yourself/

“Address me as Mr. President or President Biden,” Biden said.

“I will not, and you can go fuck yourself,” DeSantis said before hanging up.

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this is fan fiction. you know that... right ..?

don't care: it's funny

just like this: ORANGE MAN - not guilty

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