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Limey · 5/29/2022 4:29 am

I believe this belongs here.

monster · 5/29/2022 8:24 am

Haggis.

This thread has sooooo much potential... :::awaits developments with glee::::

Carruthers · 5/29/2022 9:27 am

Always ready to assist, I set my trained team of investigators on the case. It turns out it's The Cock Tavern, East London.

And I had my heart set on it being a somewhat dodgy taxidermist's premises.

Anyway...

[url=https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5463258,-0.0552143,3a,90y,280.68h,91.2t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1shEByJxPZXwSs9SNr0iAevw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DhEByJxPZXwSs9SNr0iAevw%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D125.25251%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en]312 Mare St, London E8 1EJ[/url]

Limey · 5/29/2022 11:44 am

Trust Carruthers to get his hands on the right cock straight away!

Carruthers · 5/29/2022 12:10 pm

Limey wrote:
Trust Carruthers to get his hands on the right cock straight away!

You should never listen to gossip!

Limey · 5/29/2022 3:13 pm

Carruthers wrote:
Limey wrote:
Trust Carruthers to get his hands on the right cock straight away!
You should never listen to gossip!

Haggis!

monster · 5/29/2022 5:30 pm

I googled Haggis Cock btw. the results are spectacularly boring

TheNeverWas · 5/29/2022 8:17 pm

I am entertained.

Needed entertainment.

I thank you.

Carruthers · 5/30/2022 3:28 am

At the northern end of the Piccadilly Line, on the London Underground network, lies the leafy suburb of Cockfosters.

I remember seeing a handwritten amendment to a station map so it read 'Is this Cockfoster's? No, it's mine'.

I was particularly impressed by the correct use of the apostrophe.

Obviously a higher standard of graffiti in those days.

Carruthers · 5/30/2022 6:22 am

It's probably time I stopped contributing to this thread or people will talk.
Anyway, Sundae kindly gave me this paperweight quite a while ago.

I found it under a pile of paper on my desk.
I don't think that I have quite grasped how a paperweight works.

Limey · 5/31/2022 4:29 pm

Carruthers wrote:
It's probably time I stopped contributing to this thread or people will talk.
Anyway, Sundae kindly gave me this paperweight quite a while ago.

I found it under a pile of paper on my desk.
I don't think that I have quite grasped how a paperweight works.

This made me smile. Sundae was very generous with her cocks.

Diaphone Jim · 6/01/2022 12:01 pm

They say white chickens lay white eggs, brown brown. etc.
I wanna see that paperweight's.

fargon · 6/01/2022 12:17 pm

Silly that's where Easter Eggs come from.

TheNeverWas · 6/01/2022 1:59 pm

Diaphone Jim wrote:
They say white chickens lay white eggs, brown brown. etc.
I wanna see that paperweight's.

The chicken in that paperweight is a rooster. Roosters don't lay eggs, no matter what color it is...

xoxoxoBruce · 6/09/2022 12:06 pm

May be a trans hen.

griff · 11/11/2022 9:30 am

I am sad to report that Grifftopia is currently cockless (in the gallus gallus domesticus department). Senor Fluffy Feathers gave his life to defend the hens from a fox incursion. We are now in full lock-down mode until Benny or Ithaca Gun Co. resolves the crisis.

Clodfobble · 11/11/2022 12:59 pm

When you catch it, make sure to turns its fur into a hat, as a warning to the others.

griff · 11/11/2022 1:40 pm

Ha! Good plan.

griff · 11/21/2022 7:49 pm

From the department of inappropriate chickens-

fargon · 11/21/2022 9:25 pm

Like.