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    5/29/2022 4:29 am  #1

    Limey
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    Cock

    I believe this belongs here.

    Living life on the edge.
     

    5/29/2022 8:24 am  #2

    monster
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    Re: Cock

    Haggis.

    This thread has sooooo much potential...  :::awaits developments with glee::::

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    5/29/2022 9:27 am  #3

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    Re: Cock

    Always ready to assist, I set my trained team of investigators on the case. It turns out it's The Cock Tavern, East London.

    And I had my heart set on it being a somewhat dodgy taxidermist's premises.

    Anyway...

    [url=https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5463258,-0.0552143,3a,90y,280.68h,91.2t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1shEByJxPZXwSs9SNr0iAevw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DhEByJxPZXwSs9SNr0iAevw%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D125.25251%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en]312 Mare St, London E8 1EJ[/url]


     

     

    5/29/2022 11:44 am  #4

    Limey
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    Re: Cock

    Trust Carruthers to get his hands on the right cock straight away!

    Living life on the edge.
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    5/29/2022 12:10 pm  #5

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    Re: Cock

    Limey wrote:

    Trust Carruthers to get his hands on the right cock straight away!

    You should never listen to gossip!
     

     

    5/29/2022 3:13 pm  #6

    Limey
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    Re: Cock

    Carruthers wrote:

    Limey wrote:

    Trust Carruthers to get his hands on the right cock straight away!

    You should never listen to gossip!
     

    Haggis!

    Living life on the edge.
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    5/29/2022 5:30 pm  #7

    monster
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    I googled Haggis Cock btw.  the results are spectacularly boring

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    5/29/2022 8:17 pm  #8

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    Re: Cock

    I am entertained.

    Needed entertainment.

    I thank you.
     

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    5/30/2022 3:28 am  #9

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    At the northern end of the Piccadilly Line, on the London Underground network, lies the leafy suburb of Cockfosters.



    I remember seeing a handwritten amendment to a station map so it read 'Is this Cockfoster's? No, it's mine'.

    I was particularly impressed by the correct use of the apostrophe.

    Obviously a higher standard of graffiti in those days.
     

     

    5/30/2022 6:22 am  #10

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    It's probably time I stopped contributing to this thread or people will talk.
    Anyway, Sundae kindly gave me this paperweight quite a while ago.


    I found it under a pile of paper on my desk.
    I don't think that I have quite grasped how a paperweight works.
     

     

    5/31/2022 4:29 pm  #11

    Limey
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    Re: Cock

    Carruthers wrote:

    It's probably time I stopped contributing to this thread or people will talk.
    Anyway, Sundae kindly gave me this paperweight quite a while ago.


    I found it under a pile of paper on my desk.
    I don't think that I have quite grasped how a paperweight works.
     

    This made me smile. Sundae was very generous with her cocks.

    Living life on the edge.
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    6/01/2022 12:01 pm  #12

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    Re: Cock

    They say white chickens lay white eggs, brown brown. etc.
    I wanna see that paperweight's.

     

    6/01/2022 12:17 pm  #13

    fargon
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    Silly that's where Easter Eggs come from.

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    6/01/2022 1:59 pm  #14

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    Diaphone Jim wrote:

    They say white chickens lay white eggs, brown brown. etc.
    I wanna see that paperweight's.

    The chicken in that paperweight is a rooster.  Roosters don't lay eggs, no matter what color it is...
     

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    6/09/2022 12:06 pm  #15

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    May be a trans hen.

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    11/11/2022 9:30 am  #16

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    I am sad to report that Grifftopia is currently cockless (in the gallus gallus domesticus department). Senor Fluffy Feathers gave his life to defend the hens from a fox incursion. We are now in full lock-down mode until Benny or Ithaca Gun Co. resolves the crisis.

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    11/11/2022 12:59 pm  #17

    Clodfobble
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    When you catch it, make sure to turns its fur into a hat, as a warning to the others.

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    11/11/2022 1:40 pm  #18

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    Ha! Good plan.

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    11/21/2022 7:49 pm  #19

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    From the department of inappropriate chickens-

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    11/21/2022 9:25 pm  #20

    fargon
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    Re: Cock

    Like.

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