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    12/01/2022 11:15 pm  #1

    monster
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    Places where fruit should not be

    1. Beer
    2. Tea
    3. Salads
    4 Vaginas
    5. Halloween hand-outs
    ......


    Fruit is generally healthy and delicious but some places it just should not be.  Feel free to add your own.....

     

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    12/02/2022 3:37 am  #2

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    Re: Places where fruit should not be

    Nah, fam, those Belgian monks who set up in those monasteries, thinking up new ways of brewing beer with secondary fermentation of fruit flavors, that shit is fire. They were like 100% focused on developing all that, and, like God and stuff too I guess

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    12/02/2022 4:37 pm  #3

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    Re: Places where fruit should not be

    I had a good salad with dried cranberries in it.  But I generally don't like salad, so perhaps what I liked was it's non-salad-ness.

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    12/02/2022 11:06 pm  #4

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    Re: Places where fruit should not be

    Avocados do not belong in salad an I can live without tomatoes there.

    No one's added pizza yet? lol.  love me some pineapple on my pizza but I know it upsets people.  Of course ...there's the tomato issue there too (I could live with that too, maybre -I'm a "light sauce" bitch (not white sauce tho -wtf is that shit?)

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    12/03/2022 6:03 pm  #5

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    Re: Places where fruit should not be

    Toothpaste.

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    12/03/2022 7:44 pm  #6

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    Re: Places where fruit should not be

    Undertoad wrote:

    4 Vaginas

    True. My friends who are fruits won't go anywhere near one.


     

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    12/07/2022 12:26 am  #7

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    Re: Places where fruit should not be

    Fruit should not be in a replacement for a floral arrangement

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    12/07/2022 12:27 am  #8

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    Re: Places where fruit should not be

    TheNeverWas wrote:

    Undertoad wrote:

    4 Vaginas

    True. My friends who are fruits won't go anywhere near one.


     

    so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?

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    12/07/2022 12:35 am  #9

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    monster wrote:

    so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?

    (other than the family of raspberries standing over a grave scenario)

     

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    12/07/2022 7:48 pm  #10

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    monster wrote:

    so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?

    Not if either of them is mine...

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    12/08/2022 5:40 pm  #11

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    Re: Places where fruit should not be

    1.ballon
    2.rat nest
    3.anywhere near me 

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    12/10/2022 12:03 am  #12

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    You guys can wax poetic about where, when, and with what, fruit is acceptable to you.
    But when you tell other people what they are allowed to do in the privacy of their own home, that's over the line. BZZZZZZ    Beulah the buzzer counts you out. 
     

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    12/14/2022 9:27 pm  #13

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    LOL!!!

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