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Places where fruit should not be
1. Beer
2. Tea
3. Salads
4 Vaginas
5. Halloween hand-outs
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Fruit is generally healthy and delicious but some places it just should not be. Feel free to add your own.....
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Re: Places where fruit should not be
Nah, fam, those Belgian monks who set up in those monasteries, thinking up new ways of brewing beer with secondary fermentation of fruit flavors, that shit is fire. They were like 100% focused on developing all that, and, like God and stuff too I guess
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I had a good salad with dried cranberries in it. But I generally don't like salad, so perhaps what I liked was it's non-salad-ness.
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Avocados do not belong in salad an I can live without tomatoes there.
No one's added pizza yet? lol. love me some pineapple on my pizza but I know it upsets people. Of course ...there's the tomato issue there too (I could live with that too, maybre -I'm a "light sauce" bitch (not white sauce tho -wtf is that shit?)
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Undertoad wrote:
4 Vaginas
True. My friends who are fruits won't go anywhere near one.
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Fruit should not be in a replacement for a floral arrangement
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4 Vaginas
True. My friends who are fruits won't go anywhere near one.
so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?
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so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?
(other than the family of raspberries standing over a grave scenario)
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so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?
Not if either of them is mine...
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1.ballon
2.rat nest
3.anywhere near me
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You guys can wax poetic about where, when, and with what, fruit is acceptable to you.
But when you tell other people what they are allowed to do in the privacy of their own home, that's over the line. BZZZZZZ Beulah the buzzer counts you out. 
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LOL!!!
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