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    1/01/2023 11:33 pm  #1

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    That's what they wrote

    OK gang, engage neurons, amuse me.

    The comedic template is: Book Title, Author

    e.g.  Untied Shoelaces by Ben Dover; Dental Work by Phil McAvitee

    BUT...... they have to be novel ones, never seen before (to the best of your knowledge).  Ones you or someone near you just made up.  DO NOT be posting lists of them as old as the hills.  Or I'll set Fl1nt on ya.  And maybe Lola Bunny too.  Got it?

    I'll start you off:

    The Teen Boy's Guide to Laundry  by Chris P. Sheatz
    Incense Use in The Church by Pope Uri
    I Blew It! by Etta D'ijk

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    1/01/2023 11:35 pm  #2

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    Cockney reptiles by Liz Hard

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:43 am  #3

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    Re: That's what they wrote

    The Hate of Cooking, by Burnett Black

    My book
    My other book
    My spirit animal
     

    1/02/2023 10:06 am  #4

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     I feel there's some passion in that work

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 1:56 pm  #5

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    Ghost at the door, by Hugo First.

     

    1/02/2023 5:26 pm  #6

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    "You'll Regret This!" -  Andrew Thudday

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:20 pm  #7

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    (that one may take a while)

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:22 pm  #8

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    I was trying to pick first names not used so commonly in this genre/more challenging ones.

    Why yes, I did have a paid week off work during which I swore I'd get my house immaculate and didn't....

    ....but I made it a bit better....
     

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:23 pm  #9

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    "Unbelievable!" by George Ropp.

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:28 pm  #10

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    Fined! by Phoebe Large

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:33 pm  #11

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    When I was a kid, we had a lot of those:

    Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
    Spots On The Wall by Hu Flungit
    100 Steps To The Outhouse by Willie Makeit
    How To Remove Stains by Betty Dont
    My Life As A Homosexual by Phil McCracken
     

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    1/02/2023 8:36 pm  #12

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    Summer Picnic - Anton McAche

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:38 pm  #13

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    TheNeverWas wrote:

    When I was a kid, we had a lot of those:

    Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
    Spots On The Wall by Hu Flungit
    100 Steps To The Outhouse by Willie Makeit
    How To Remove Stains by Betty Dont
    My Life As A Homosexual by Phil McCracken
     

    yup me too.  Now make up some new ones for my entertainment.  I have spaked   And that too.
     

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:41 pm  #14

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    "I killed The Radio Star" David E. Oh

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 8:46 pm  #15

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    "Prove You Are Not Air" Robert Kapcher

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 9:08 pm  #16

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    "My Wife is Having Kittens" by Jeff Uquhart

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 9:10 pm  #17

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    First Dates by Jeff E Lertitz

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 9:15 pm  #18

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    "So you wanna live outside the law?" by Evelyn Chadman

    ....see, I moved on from Jeff but it might not have been a good thing....

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 9:48 pm  #19

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    Liverpudlian Vehicle Ownership by Amy Carson-Brix

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/02/2023 11:18 pm  #20

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    A Thunderboi/monster collabaration :

    Traitor! by Edziu Brootay

     

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/05/2023 10:29 pm  #21

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    No Declaration of War! by Polly Satchon

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/05/2023 10:34 pm  #22

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    Cologne for Men by Ché Vincent.

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/09/2023 6:28 pm  #23

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    Coughing Up Blood by Rosy Fleming

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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    1/09/2023 7:59 pm  #24

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    Fifty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Dont.

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    1/09/2023 11:35 pm  #25

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    Long Line for the Loo by Anita P Lotz

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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