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1/01/2023 11:33 pm  #1


That's what they wrote

OK gang, engage neurons, amuse me.

The comedic template is: Book Title, Author

e.g.  Untied Shoelaces by Ben Dover; Dental Work by Phil McAvitee

BUT...... they have to be novel ones, never seen before (to the best of your knowledge).  Ones you or someone near you just made up.  DO NOT be posting lists of them as old as the hills.  Or I'll set Fl1nt on ya.  And maybe Lola Bunny too.  Got it?

I'll start you off:

The Teen Boy's Guide to Laundry  by Chris P. Sheatz
Incense Use in The Church by Pope Uri
I Blew It! by Etta D'ijk


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

1/01/2023 11:35 pm  #2


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Cockney reptiles by Liz Hard


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:43 am  #3


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The Hate of Cooking, by Burnett Black

 

1/02/2023 10:06 am  #4


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 I feel there's some passion in that work


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 1:56 pm  #5


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Ghost at the door, by Hugo First.

 

1/02/2023 5:26 pm  #6


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"You'll Regret This!" -  Andrew Thudday


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:20 pm  #7


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(that one may take a while)


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:22 pm  #8


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I was trying to pick first names not used so commonly in this genre/more challenging ones.

Why yes, I did have a paid week off work during which I swore I'd get my house immaculate and didn't....

....but I made it a bit better....
 


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:23 pm  #9


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"Unbelievable!" by George Ropp.


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:28 pm  #10


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Fined! by Phoebe Large


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:33 pm  #11


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When I was a kid, we had a lot of those:

Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
Spots On The Wall by Hu Flungit
100 Steps To The Outhouse by Willie Makeit
How To Remove Stains by Betty Dont
My Life As A Homosexual by Phil McCracken
 


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1/02/2023 8:36 pm  #12


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Summer Picnic - Anton McAche


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:38 pm  #13


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TheNeverWas wrote:

When I was a kid, we had a lot of those:

Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
Spots On The Wall by Hu Flungit
100 Steps To The Outhouse by Willie Makeit
How To Remove Stains by Betty Dont
My Life As A Homosexual by Phil McCracken
 

yup me too.  Now make up some new ones for my entertainment.  I have spaked   And that too.
 


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:41 pm  #14


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"I killed The Radio Star" David E. Oh


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 8:46 pm  #15


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"Prove You Are Not Air" Robert Kapcher


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 9:08 pm  #16


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"My Wife is Having Kittens" by Jeff Uquhart


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 9:10 pm  #17


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First Dates by Jeff E Lertitz


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 9:15 pm  #18


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"So you wanna live outside the law?" by Evelyn Chadman

....see, I moved on from Jeff but it might not have been a good thing....


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 9:48 pm  #19


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Liverpudlian Vehicle Ownership by Amy Carson-Brix


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/02/2023 11:18 pm  #20


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A Thunderboi/monster collabaration :

Traitor! by Edziu Brootay

 


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/05/2023 10:29 pm  #21


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No Declaration of War! by Polly Satchon


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/05/2023 10:34 pm  #22


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Cologne for Men by Ché Vincent.


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/09/2023 6:28 pm  #23


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Coughing Up Blood by Rosy Fleming


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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1/09/2023 7:59 pm  #24


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Fifty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Dont.

Last edited by fargon (1/09/2023 8:00 pm)


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1/09/2023 11:35 pm  #25


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Long Line for the Loo by Anita P Lotz


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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