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That's what they wrote
OK gang, engage neurons, amuse me.
The comedic template is: Book Title, Author
e.g. Untied Shoelaces by Ben Dover; Dental Work by Phil McAvitee
BUT...... they have to be novel ones, never seen before (to the best of your knowledge). Ones you or someone near you just made up. DO NOT be posting lists of them as old as the hills. Or I'll set Fl1nt on ya. And maybe Lola Bunny too. Got it?
I'll start you off:
The Teen Boy's Guide to Laundry by Chris P. Sheatz
Incense Use in The Church by Pope Uri
I Blew It! by Etta D'ijk
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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Cockney reptiles by Liz Hard
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The Hate of Cooking, by Burnett Black
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I feel there's some passion in that work
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Ghost at the door, by Hugo First.
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"You'll Regret This!" - Andrew Thudday
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(that one may take a while)
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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I was trying to pick first names not used so commonly in this genre/more challenging ones.
Why yes, I did have a paid week off work during which I swore I'd get my house immaculate and didn't....
....but I made it a bit better....
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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"Unbelievable!" by George Ropp.
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Fined! by Phoebe Large
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When I was a kid, we had a lot of those:
Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
Spots On The Wall by Hu Flungit
100 Steps To The Outhouse by Willie Makeit
How To Remove Stains by Betty Dont
My Life As A Homosexual by Phil McCracken
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Summer Picnic - Anton McAche
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TheNeverWas wrote:
When I was a kid, we had a lot of those:
Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
Spots On The Wall by Hu Flungit
100 Steps To The Outhouse by Willie Makeit
How To Remove Stains by Betty Dont
My Life As A Homosexual by Phil McCracken
yup me too. Now make up some new ones for my entertainment. I have spaked And that too.
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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"I killed The Radio Star" David E. Oh
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"Prove You Are Not Air" Robert Kapcher
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"My Wife is Having Kittens" by Jeff Uquhart
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First Dates by Jeff E Lertitz
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"So you wanna live outside the law?" by Evelyn Chadman
....see, I moved on from Jeff but it might not have been a good thing....
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Liverpudlian Vehicle Ownership by Amy Carson-Brix
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A Thunderboi/monster collabaration :
Traitor! by Edziu Brootay
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No Declaration of War! by Polly Satchon
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Cologne for Men by Ché Vincent.
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Coughing Up Blood by Rosy Fleming
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Fifty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Dont.
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Long Line for the Loo by Anita P Lotz
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