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3/06/2023 2:27 am  #151


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 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

3/08/2023 8:36 pm  #152


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New yo mama jokes:
Yo mama is so fat when I pictured her in my head I broke my neck.
Yo mama is so fat her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
Yo mama is so fat they did a story on her on the channel 2 news. I switched to channel 7 and she still took up half the screen.
Yo mama so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was just a deckhand.
Yo mama so fat she had a threesome and neither guy knew.
Yo mama so fat when she mooned someone the. tide went out.

 


Hey! That's me up there!
 

3/09/2023 2:51 pm  #153


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Oh, the tide one is good.
Yo Mama is so fat, she wore a green and white striped sweater, and they tried to play football on her back.
 


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4/19/2023 6:24 pm  #154


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5/01/2023 8:18 pm  #155


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Somehow I got Gravdigr's fortune cookie...


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

6/19/2023 1:32 am  #156


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The building blocks of everything... Melons.


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

6/19/2023 5:47 am  #157


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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

6/24/2023 5:02 pm  #158


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Catabet...

 


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

6/27/2023 8:29 pm  #159


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Aaand now I'm crying.



 


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6/28/2023 8:05 pm  #160


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Hey, look, I found Anon/TW's church:


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6/28/2023 8:08 pm  #161


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6/29/2023 10:14 am  #162


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LOL

thank you for that

 

7/10/2023 4:47 pm  #163


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7/10/2023 4:48 pm  #164


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7/10/2023 7:25 pm  #165


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Agreed.

 

7/10/2023 9:19 pm  #166


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mushroom! mushroom!


signature s c h m i g n a t u r e
 

7/10/2023 10:25 pm  #167


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I wonder if the US badger is mostly bluffing bravado while the Euro Badger is pouring poisoned tea?.


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

7/12/2023 6:13 pm  #168


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Big-pic sorries;



Too soon?

Last edited by TheNeverWas (7/12/2023 6:13 pm)


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7/13/2023 7:19 pm  #169


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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

7/13/2023 7:21 pm  #170


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TheNeverWas wrote:

Too soon?

not in any way shape or form.

Too deep, maybe 
 


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

7/30/2023 1:16 pm  #171


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8/03/2023 1:10 am  #172


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Don't mess with me buddy, my trucks got a big block.
 


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

8/06/2023 3:32 pm  #173


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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

8/06/2023 5:30 pm  #174


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Wonderful Name.


I Love my country, I fear the government.
 
 

8/06/2023 9:02 pm  #175


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Maybe she'll get a little sister named Fricassee.

 

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