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    3/06/2023 2:27 am  #151

    xoxoxoBruce
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     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

    3/08/2023 8:36 pm  #152

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    New yo mama jokes:
    Yo mama is so fat when I pictured her in my head I broke my neck.
    Yo mama is so fat her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
    Yo mama is so fat they did a story on her on the channel 2 news. I switched to channel 7 and she still took up half the screen.
    Yo mama so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was just a deckhand.
    Yo mama so fat she had a threesome and neither guy knew.
    Yo mama so fat when she mooned someone the. tide went out.

     

    Hey! That's me up there!
     

    3/09/2023 2:51 pm  #153

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    Oh, the tide one is good.
    Yo Mama is so fat, she wore a green and white striped sweater, and they tried to play football on her back.
     

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    4/19/2023 6:24 pm  #154

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    5/01/2023 8:18 pm  #155

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    Somehow I got Gravdigr's fortune cookie...

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    6/19/2023 1:32 am  #156

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    The building blocks of everything... Melons.

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    6/19/2023 5:47 am  #157

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    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    6/24/2023 5:02 pm  #158

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    Catabet...

     

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    6/27/2023 8:29 pm  #159

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    Aaand now I'm crying.



     

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    6/28/2023 8:05 pm  #160

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    Hey, look, I found Anon/TW's church:

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    6/28/2023 8:08 pm  #161

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    6/29/2023 10:14 am  #162

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    LOL

    thank you for that

     

    7/10/2023 4:47 pm  #163

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    7/10/2023 4:48 pm  #164

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    7/10/2023 7:25 pm  #165

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    Agreed.

     

    7/10/2023 9:19 pm  #166

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    mushroom! mushroom!

    signature s c h m i g n a t u r e
     

    7/10/2023 10:25 pm  #167

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    I wonder if the US badger is mostly bluffing bravado while the Euro Badger is pouring poisoned tea?.

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    7/12/2023 6:13 pm  #168

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    Big-pic sorries;



    Too soon?

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    7/13/2023 7:19 pm  #169

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    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    7/13/2023 7:21 pm  #170

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    TheNeverWas wrote:

    Too soon?

    not in any way shape or form.

    Too deep, maybe 
     

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    7/30/2023 1:16 pm  #171

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    8/03/2023 1:10 am  #172

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    Don't mess with me buddy, my trucks got a big block.
     

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    8/06/2023 3:32 pm  #173

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    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    8/06/2023 5:30 pm  #174

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    Wonderful Name.

    I Love my country, I fear the government.
     
     

    8/06/2023 9:02 pm  #175

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    Maybe she'll get a little sister named Fricassee.

     

     

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