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That's pretty funny!
A guy walks into the library and asks to check out a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says "Fuck off! You'll never bring it back!".
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Re: That's pretty funny!
lol!
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- BigV
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Re: That's pretty funny!
it's been brought to my attention that the central idea of the thread opening joke was offensive or at least insensitive and unfunny to some dwellars here.
That's true. I was insensitive. For my ignorance, I apologize. I promise no offense was intended. I'm sorry.
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Re: That's pretty funny!
That ppl have to apologize for a joke illustrates how overly sensitive the world has become.
People are so desperate to be offended that intent has no bearing.
Reason 508,398 why I hate ppl.
Heh, ppl like that don't realize the power they're giving ppl like me.
ETA: And fuck reCaptcha...ooh, stairs this time.
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Re: That's pretty funny!
thanks man.
so, tell us a joke!
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Thread Starter- xoxoxoBruce
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Re: That's pretty funny!
Offensive to whom, suicidees? suiciders? or librarians.
Pretty hard for the dead to object and who listens to librarians.
In looking for the proper name of the dead ones I read we're not allowed to say committed suicide.
Heh, wanna bet.
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Re: That's pretty funny!
BigV wrote:
thanks man.
so, tell us a joke!
Man #1 is walking a small, short-legged dog when he encounters Man #2 walking a large vicious looking dog. Man #2 says "You and your dog move out of our way." Man #1 says "No, you and your dog move, and let us by."
Man #2 says "If the two of you don't move, I'll sic my dog, Killer, on your little pipsqueak of a dog."
Man #1 says "You do what ya gotta do."
Man #2 says "Sic 'em, Killer!"
And then Man #1's dog the little short-legged dog, bites the bigger dog's head clean off.
Man #2 is gobsmacked. "Good God, what kind of dog is that?!", he asks.
Man #1 responds "Well, before I cut his tail off and painted him brown, he was an alligator."
~Heard recently on The Moron Brothers on YouTube
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