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A guy walks into the library and asks to check out a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says "Fuck off! You'll never bring it back!".
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lol!
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it's been brought to my attention that the central idea of the thread opening joke was offensive or at least insensitive and unfunny to some dwellars here.
That's true. I was insensitive. For my ignorance, I apologize. I promise no offense was intended. I'm sorry.
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That ppl have to apologize for a joke illustrates how overly sensitive the world has become.
People are so desperate to be offended that intent has no bearing.
Reason 508,398 why I hate ppl.
Heh, ppl like that don't realize the power they're giving ppl like me.
ETA: And fuck reCaptcha...ooh, stairs this time.
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thanks man.
so, tell us a joke!
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Offensive to whom, suicidees? suiciders? or librarians.
Pretty hard for the dead to object and who listens to librarians.
In looking for the proper name of the dead ones I read we're not allowed to say committed suicide.
Heh, wanna bet.
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BigV wrote:
thanks man.
so, tell us a joke!
Man #1 is walking a small, short-legged dog when he encounters Man #2 walking a large vicious looking dog. Man #2 says "You and your dog move out of our way." Man #1 says "No, you and your dog move, and let us by."
Man #2 says "If the two of you don't move, I'll sic my dog, Killer, on your little pipsqueak of a dog."
Man #1 says "You do what ya gotta do."
Man #2 says "Sic 'em, Killer!"
And then Man #1's dog the little short-legged dog, bites the bigger dog's head clean off.
Man #2 is gobsmacked. "Good God, what kind of dog is that?!", he asks.
Man #1 responds "Well, before I cut his tail off and painted him brown, he was an alligator."
~Heard recently on The Moron Brothers on YouTube
Last edited by TheNeverWas (7/10/2021 12:42 am)