cellar2007a
The Cellar: a friendly neighborhood coffee shop, with no coffee and no shop. Established 1990.

You are not logged in. Would you like to login or register?

9/15/2021 11:14 pm  #1


Who

would you be?  if you wanted to be anonymous or you couldn't be you because your real name was already copyrighted by someone else so you had to use a pseudonym for your amazing achievements......

(of course you are only expected to pick and choose a few to answer, if at all.... not all...)

1. if you wrote a novel
2. if you were a recording artist
3. If you were a pub singer
4. If you were a drag queen
5. If you were a Shakespearian actor
6. If you were driving a race car
7.If you were a gymnast
8. If you were a politician
9. If you were an influencer
10. If you were an anonymous witness in a murder trial
11. If you were a Private Investigator
12. If you were a stripper or porn star
13. If you were a TV doctor
14. If you were a god
15. If you were a superhero
16. if you were a MONSTER :D

(and hell no, I'm not going to give you a script to determine what your name should be based on your clothing and food choices and our middle initial.  Work, bitches! -this is antisocial media)

Last edited by monster (9/15/2021 11:17 pm)


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

9/15/2021 11:19 pm  #2


Re: Who

If I were a male gymnast, I might go for Ben Dubois


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     Thread Starter
 

9/16/2021 8:28 pm  #3


Re: Who

Regardless of what I was, my replacement name choices are Rusty Shackleford and/or Lance Manion.

Extra points if you can name the sources of those references.


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
 

9/16/2021 8:54 pm  #4


Re: Who

Gay porn


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     Thread Starter
 

9/16/2021 10:13 pm  #5


Re: Who

I think Sarco would be a good PI name for me.  The y have to end in O, right? :o ;) 

(either in name or storyline for the slower among us....)


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     Thread Starter
 

9/18/2021 10:46 am  #6


Re: Who

1. If you wrote a novel

Ernest Scribbler

5. If you were a Shakespearian actor

Chalfont St Giles

13. If you were a TV doctor

Dr Melton Mowbray

 

9/18/2021 2:24 pm  #7


Re: Who

Carruthers wrote:

13. If you were a TV doctor

Dr Melton Mowbray

You spelled Marcus Welby wrong.https://cdn.boardhost.com/emoticons3/silly.png

 


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
 

9/18/2021 4:30 pm  #8


Re: Who

Carruthers wrote:

1. If you wrote a novel

Ernest Scribbler

5. If you were a Shakespearian actor

Chalfont St Giles

13. If you were a TV doctor

Dr Melton Mowbray

classy!
 


Living life on the edge.
 

9/19/2021 4:22 am  #9


Re: Who

TheNeverWas wrote:

Carruthers wrote:

13. If you were a TV doctor

Dr Melton Mowbray

You spelled Marcus Welby wrong.https://cdn.boardhost.com/emoticons3/silly.png

 

Not only did I spell his name wrong, I confused him with a small town in Leicestershire. https://cdn.boardhost.com/emoticons3/smile.png


Melton Mowbray
 

Last edited by Carruthers (9/19/2021 4:23 am)

 

9/19/2021 4:25 am  #10


Re: Who

Limey wrote:

Carruthers wrote:

1. If you wrote a novel

Ernest Scribbler

5. If you were a Shakespearian actor

Chalfont St Giles

13. If you were a TV doctor

Dr Melton Mowbray

classy!
 

I think, with a name like Chalfont St Giles, a knighthood must be just around the corner. Or a peerage.
ETA I've just thought (it happens occasionally) there was already a Lord Chalfont so a peerage is out of the question.

Lord Chalfont
 

Last edited by Carruthers (9/19/2021 4:30 am)

 

10/13/2021 4:22 pm  #11


Re: Who

Can there be a Lord Chalfont Jr, or Lord Chalfont the lesser, maybe Lord Chalfont II, or Lord Chalfontish?


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

10/14/2021 5:37 am  #12


Re: Who

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

Can there be a Lord Chalfont Jr, or Lord Chalfont the lesser, maybe Lord Chalfont II, or Lord Chalfontish?

I think in Lord Chalfont's case it was a Life Peerage, in which case the title dies with the holder.
I don't have my copy of Burke's Peerage* immediately to hand, so I can't advise you how a hereditary title is passed on, upon the noble Lord being despatched to the great hereafter.

*It's currently employed as a counterweight for one's portcullis.
 

 

10/15/2021 12:46 am  #13


Re: Who

Must be a weighty tomb indeed. https://cellar.org/images/smilies/omg2.gif


 Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
 
 

10/23/2021 4:20 pm  #14


Re: Who

There should be a place called Lord Chalnot Pass.


These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.
 

Board footera