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Who
would you be? if you wanted to be anonymous or you couldn't be you because your real name was already copyrighted by someone else so you had to use a pseudonym for your amazing achievements......
(of course you are only expected to pick and choose a few to answer, if at all.... not all...)
1. if you wrote a novel
2. if you were a recording artist
3. If you were a pub singer
4. If you were a drag queen
5. If you were a Shakespearian actor
6. If you were driving a race car
7.If you were a gymnast
8. If you were a politician
9. If you were an influencer
10. If you were an anonymous witness in a murder trial
11. If you were a Private Investigator
12. If you were a stripper or porn star
13. If you were a TV doctor
14. If you were a god
15. If you were a superhero
16. if you were a MONSTER :D
(and hell no, I'm not going to give you a script to determine what your name should be based on your clothing and food choices and our middle initial. Work, bitches! -this is antisocial media)
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If I were a male gymnast, I might go for Ben Dubois
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Regardless of what I was, my replacement name choices are Rusty Shackleford and/or Lance Manion.
Extra points if you can name the sources of those references.
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Gay porn
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I think Sarco would be a good PI name for me. The y have to end in O, right? :o ;)
(either in name or storyline for the slower among us....)
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1. If you wrote a novel
Ernest Scribbler
5. If you were a Shakespearian actor
Chalfont St Giles
13. If you were a TV doctor
Dr Melton Mowbray
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Carruthers wrote:
13. If you were a TV doctor
Dr Melton Mowbray
You spelled Marcus Welby wrong.
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1. If you wrote a novel
Ernest Scribbler
5. If you were a Shakespearian actor
Chalfont St Giles
13. If you were a TV doctor
Dr Melton Mowbray
classy!
Living life on the edge.
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13. If you were a TV doctor
Dr Melton MowbrayYou spelled Marcus Welby wrong.
Not only did I spell his name wrong, I confused him with a small town in Leicestershire. 
Melton Mowbray
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1. If you wrote a novel
Ernest Scribbler
5. If you were a Shakespearian actor
Chalfont St Giles
13. If you were a TV doctor
Dr Melton Mowbrayclassy!
I think, with a name like Chalfont St Giles, a knighthood must be just around the corner. Or a peerage.
ETA I've just thought (it happens occasionally) there was already a Lord Chalfont so a peerage is out of the question.
[url=,_Baron_Chalfont]Lord Chalfont[/url]
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Can there be a Lord Chalfont Jr, or Lord Chalfont the lesser, maybe Lord Chalfont II, or Lord Chalfontish?
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Can there be a Lord Chalfont Jr, or Lord Chalfont the lesser, maybe Lord Chalfont II, or Lord Chalfontish?
I think in Lord Chalfont's case it was a Life Peerage, in which case the title dies with the holder.
I don't have my copy of Burke's Peerage* immediately to hand, so I can't advise you how a hereditary title is passed on, upon the noble Lord being despatched to the great hereafter.
*It's currently employed as a counterweight for one's portcullis.
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Must be a weighty tomb indeed. 
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There should be a place called Lord Chalnot Pass.
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