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9/13/2021 8:42 pm  #1


Life would be that bit funnier if...

Wind socks on helipads etc. were given bell ends


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

9/14/2021 5:59 am  #2


Re: Life would be that bit funnier if...

Every politician had a sarcastic scroll under them pointing out lies, talking points, and conflicts of interest.


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

9/14/2021 12:22 pm  #3


Re: Life would be that bit funnier if...

Nah, ya don't need no scrolling scrolls.

All ya need is to know two things:

Is it a politician?

and

Is its mouth moving?

If the answers to either or both of those questions is yes, they're lying.


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9/15/2021 1:16 pm  #4


Re: Life would be that bit funnier if...

TheNeverWas wrote:

Nah, ya don't need no scrolling scrolls.

All ya need is to know two things:

Is it a politician?

and

Is its mouth moving?

If the answers to either or both of those questions is yes, they're lying.

Or whenever a politician uses the phrase 'the fact of the matter is' you know there's an absolute whopper incoming.

Trust me.


Edited as typed 'factor' instead of 'fact'.


 

Last edited by Carruthers (9/16/2021 6:14 am)

 

9/15/2021 10:53 pm  #5


Re: Life would be that bit funnier if...



The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
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9/16/2021 6:10 am  #6


Re: Life would be that bit funnier if...

Visible farts would be a nice bit of relief.


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

9/16/2021 6:18 am  #7


Re: Life would be that bit funnier if...

griff wrote:

Visible farts would be a nice bit of relief.

And politicians could say 'the fart of the matter is'. https://cdn.boardhost.com/emoticons3/angel.png

 

 

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