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Sex Record
I shudder at the thought of being #9, no less #900.
I don't know the when, where, or details.
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I feel like I need penicillin after reading that.
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She didn't just get the clap, she got a standing ovation.
Well, she prolly wasn't standing...
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She got a new nickname after that:
The Lincoln Tunnel Tunnel Tunnel
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919? Not likely that anyone climaxed. In 12 hours that would be about 45 seconds per partner. Factoring in each switch-off, that would be about 30 seconds per person. The logistics must have been interesting. I would not want to be anywhere near that sausage fest. What counts? Two thrusts? Simple entry?
She would have had to take bathroom breaks and maybe a break to eat. Simply crazy.
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Living life on the edge.
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I read a thing about that record once, or a similar attempt--climaxing was required, and the woman was basically just laying on an OB-GYN exam table while the guys stood naked in a line getting fluffed by assistants. The ideal timing was for the guy to step forward, ejaculate into her immediately, and back away again. Excessive lubricant was used, but she said the chafing was still pretty awful after so many hours. Horrific.
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1) what Limey said
2) why?
3) what TNW said ....but about the grammar. intercourse is one word.
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creampie bukkake
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