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- A Magical Woodland Creature
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but now we ask: What could go wrong?
Having lived through fuck all the last few years, I present :Scientists Want To Open 830-Million-Year-Old Crystal With Potential Life Inside
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Re: but now we ask: What could go wrong?
oh wow
I guess there's no kind of diagnostic imaging they can get conclusive answers from..
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Re: but now we ask: What could go wrong?
OK, the salt is from Australia but who plans to open it and where.
Probably the seeds to grow 12 ft Tardigrades. nom nom
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Re: but now we ask: What could go wrong?
The movie 'China Syndrome' came out. And then we had Three Mile Island.
The movie Jurassic Park came out. And now we will open a crystal to release a new threat to mankind.
We must fear just like we must fear genetically modified plants. And aliens from S America who will contaminate the race of native Americans.
Clearly we must let the people have 155 mm howitzers and flame throwers. Apparently when they wrote the Constitution, they knew these threats were coming.
Fox News got it right!
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Re: but now we ask: What could go wrong?
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