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    8/17/2022 4:17 pm  #1

    griff
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    You know what this place needs?

    More dorks!

     

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
     

    8/17/2022 4:54 pm  #2

    Limey
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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    Oh! I say!

    Living life on the edge.
     

    8/17/2022 6:53 pm  #3

    BigV
    Hold my smoky malt beverage and watch this

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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    That is one free willy!

    Be Just And Fear Not
     

    8/18/2022 8:46 am  #4

    fargon
    life is good

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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    The Mighty Alter Of The First Church Of The Whale Penis.
    If I may be so bold.

    I Love my country, I fear the government.
     
     

    8/18/2022 2:28 pm  #5

    Flint
    starting fires since forever

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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    Is that a shark or a dolphin?

    signature s c h m i g n a t u r e
     

    8/18/2022 3:35 pm  #6

    TheNeverWas
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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    Color pattern suggests it's a Holstein.

    A very male Holstein...
     

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    8/18/2022 6:10 pm  #7

    monster
    Chaos is my protegé

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    Anyone for a game of ring-toss?
     

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    8/19/2022 3:23 am  #8

    Carruthers
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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    No, you've all got it wrong as usual.

    Moby Dick.
     

     

    8/19/2022 12:28 pm  #9

    Flint
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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    Why is he called the white whale?

    OH GOD NO
     

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    11/11/2022 9:09 am  #10

    griff
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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/ysa2n0/a_washed_up_severed_whales_penis_found_on_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
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    11/11/2022 9:10 am  #11

    griff
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    Somebody had a bad night.

    If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
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    11/11/2022 1:00 pm  #12

    Diaphone Jim
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    Just a leftover from a kielbasa party up the beach.
    And to think I had to prove I was 18 to see it!

     

    11/13/2022 12:48 pm  #13

    Limey
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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    So glad this has washed up on the Cellar shores!

    Living life on the edge.
     

    11/13/2022 8:09 pm  #14

    footfootfoot
    Your mom can't decide

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    Re: You know what this place needs?

    Last summer I was traumatized at my local wildlife center when I passed the Snapping Turtle tank and I saw this turtle lazily floating in the tank with an erection that was as long as his body and as thick around as an average banana. for reference the turtle's shell wasn't much more than 10".

    Hey! That's me up there!
     

    11/15/2022 7:15 pm  #15

    xoxoxoBruce
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    You mean this guy is probably hung, look at the size of the claws.

     

     Freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose.
     
     

     

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