The Cellar: a friendly neighborhood coffee shop, with no coffee and no shop. Established 1990.
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N'hood Association game
Clone(ish) Thread ..... but also ... let's have fun with Neighborhood/Home Association rules. So many are so daft you couldn't make them up, but I'm willing to give it a go.......
Garden ponds larger then 10' in any direction must have an anti-stone-skimming net in place
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Lawns will be mowed between 1:15 and 3:00 on the Sunday before the holiday. Tiny American flags must be pulled and placed in the galvanized steel bucket provided for that purpose on the faux porch entryway while mowing and raking take place.All flags must be inspected and replaced by 3:15.
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No suicides. No exceptions. Violators will be prosecuted, and asked to leave the neighborhood.
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All hospice-at-home cases must be reported on the 'hood facebook group, All resulting loaned dishes from the resulting foodtrain should be washed and returned with a thank you note within 72 hours of the death.
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Trick-or-treat is strictly for under-13s only,,and will occur during daylight hours. No scary costumes
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Happy to not have a home association.
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Anyone who willingly pays people to tell them how to live deserves everything they get.
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Floral displays in the front yard must contain a maximum of two colors other than green. A third color is permissible if it matches the trim color of the property (which must be from the permitted palette)
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Dog walkers must wear a GPS unit that shows their realtime location on a map, so I can avoid opening the front door at the exact moment that my dog's nemesis is being walked past our driveway.
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porchlights left on all night must have lightbulbs that do not exceed the equivalent of wattage of 100-your IQ
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monster wrote:
porchlights left on all night must have lightbulbs that do not exceed the equivalent of wattage of 100-your IQ
So, Vanta black, in other words.
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