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There was a furry at the gym tonight
Working out on the weight machines with a floor length tail. I'd be worried about entanglement.
They were wearing knee-high black and white striped socks with lace on the top and orange bows at the back. I couldn't look any more, it was messing with my breathing control for my workout. They were by themselves. I didn't notice any other elements of furrydom, but that was not a small tail.
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Re: There was a furry at the gym tonight
I don't get furries, but who am I to judge?
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There were furries camped out at the Peach Festival last summer. Odd but whatever blows your... um makes you happy.
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My daughter had a cat themed birthday party when she was a child. All her friend were reading some cat series of books, and she got on that band wagon too. So everyone pretended they were cats at this party, and we had a cat themed game where you killed mice (balloons) by sitting on them and scratching them.
But they were like 7, and grew out of it in a few months.
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I thought they ran in herds. I think that's what's bemusing me most.
If no-one is there to appreciate your tail, are you really a furry?
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Re: There was a furry at the gym tonight
Collective noun for furries - suggestion time.....
An emo of furries
A squeal of furries
A twat of furries
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Also called a rat. Sometimes we need be politically correct.
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A shag of furries
A flea of furries
A barf (Barfolomew) of furries
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A fury of furries...
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An indignation
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A hairball of furries
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TheNeverWas wrote:
A fury of furries...
If it's going to rhyme, I'll go with...
A flurry of furries
A hairball of furries
And its spinoffs:
A lick of furries (and its spinoff - A cowlick of furries)
A gag of furries
(gaggle, i.e. a noisy group, would work: but, geese beat furries to it)
And now for something completely different...
A hackle of furries
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Rhyme? I didn't know it had to rhyme...
A scurry of furries
A hurry of furries
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Um no suggestions so far rhyme...
Furry has the same vowel sound as pearly, girly, and burly.
(They were none of those things, despite the socks)
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I like scurry of furries. It paints a picture.
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Seems like it would be [color=var(--text-primary)]uncomfortable[/color]
to work on out in
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Re: There was a furry at the gym tonight
It was back yesterday, this time sporting a skirt that looked like a utilikilt without the utility and the tail was NASTY like the last cuddly toy left at a shitty yard sale -matted and bits of garbage stuck in it.
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Next big video game: Boomers v Furries: Stop shitting on my lawn, weirdo
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