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3/28/2024 12:14 am  #1


What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

In the big one, WWII, there was a lot of faking stuff with all the eyes in the sky...




The Pentagon says if they get the enemy to hit this $30,000 fake with a $75,000 missile, that's a win.


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3/28/2024 6:41 am  #2


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

The Pentagon says if they get the enemy to hit this $30,000 fake with a $75,000 missile, that's a win.

Cold war thinking.

Today its: if we use a $100,000 missile to shoot down a $1,000 drone, that's a loss.
 

 

3/28/2024 9:51 am  #3


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

I believe people who created fakes in WWII were not allowed to discuss it until 1970. What they did was considered secret for that long.

In the Balkans, they did something simpler.  Open the door and power on a microwave oven for $200.  Then the Americans would launch a  $100,000 Hellfire missile at it.
 

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3/28/2024 11:54 am  #4


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3/28/2024 7:29 pm  #5


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

I saw a show where they flew over islands, scanning with LIDAR (or something) and found giant Nazi military bases, completely camouflaged, then abandoned, and subsequently being buried under decades of jungle growth.


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3/29/2024 2:46 pm  #6


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In the Harrisburg airport is an aerial picture of that airport before and after implementing camouflage.  Back then, the nation was preparing for war with a Nazi invasion on the N American continent.  Most all weapons and other features implemented in WWII existed or were already being developed before Pearl Harbor.  A lesson that many do not grasp.  They did not just invent fakes.  Techniques took years before to develop.

Runways and buildings in Harrisburg could not be seen due to superb camouflage.
 

 

3/29/2024 3:02 pm  #7


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

Don't forget about that time when Iraqis had fake WMD that fooled Americans into attacking their country.

 

3/29/2024 3:19 pm  #8


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

Sneaky Saddam really got us with that one.


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3/29/2024 7:00 pm  #9


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

that guy was such a goof


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3/30/2024 9:20 am  #10


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

griff wrote:

Sneaky Saddam really got us with that one.

That was never his purpose.  His purpose was clearly delineated in the old Cellar.

Saddam feared a more powerful Iranian military. So he told his generals that other generals had WMDs.  So that rumors could spread into Iran.  So that Iran would not attack Iraq.  Then all iraqi generals said Iraq had WMDs.  All part of deceiving Iranians.

But then American extremists had a problem.  Their incompetence was why Saddam was still there.  They needed any excuse to remove Saddam.  Who stood as a trophy to their incompetence during Desert Storm.

Every claim that Saddam had WMDs was invented / promoted by American (anti-American) extremists.  ALL (every one) American intelligence agencies were befuddled by where Cheney, et al were coming up with facts. No American intelligence agencies could find those WMDs.  Not one.

Iraqi generals were promoting Saddam's WMD myths.  So it must be true.  American extremists never bother to learn facts.  Once they have a feeling, that alone is sufficient.  Also called 'adults thinking like a child'. Knows it must be true only because emotions say so.

The con works on people who know but forget to first learn facts.  Vietnam was another classic example.  "Americans don't do nation building" was another lie that created the American defeat there.  All justified only by emotions and contradicted facts.

Saddam only wanted to deceive Iranians.  American extremists needed any excuse to increase the national debt by 10%.  Everyone, at this point, should know what was accurately described that long ago in the old Cellar.
 

 

3/31/2024 10:05 pm  #11


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

There's a difference between camouflaging new or existing facilities so they're hard to find, and creating false military equipment /installations. A different way of thinking and different skills. I saw pictures of the Boeing plant in WA. The roof was a sleepy village when they finished with much help from Disney.
Plus back in The Big One, WWII, the skills and equipment weren't available to examine things from the air, so much of it wasn't that sophisticated. The best they could do is take hi-res photos and back at the base blow them up to study detail. Pilots making snap judgements endangered themselves and their planes.


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4/01/2024 8:22 pm  #12


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

[true story/no shit/there I was] Tasked to do an aerial video of a ground Tactical Operations Center (TOC) for camouflage evaluation, I was up in a Huey helicopter. The obliques were easy, just sit in the aircraft with the side doors open and shoot the video while flying in a circle around the TOC. Vertical video looking straight down over the TOC; however, was made a little more complicated by the Huey's landing skids being in the way.

The usual procedure involved donning a body harness that was tethered to the inside of the aircraft, standing on the skid, and leaning out 10 to 15 degrees for an unobstructed view with the camera. The length of the tethering strap was pre-adjusted. There I was, standing on the right-side skid and leaning out while shooting video of the TOC when...

The proximity alarm sounded in the cockpit indicating the Huey was too close to another aircraft. The pilot instantly followed standard procedure for avoiding a collision and made a hard right bank rolling the Huey over towards its side. I felt the skid dropping out from under my boots and a sense of leaving the aircraft.  A moment later I was slamming the inside of the aircraft as the crew chief had grabbed my tethering strap and yanked me back in with all the strength he could muster. A second later and I probably would have ended up hanging against the fuselage.

The Huey was now way over towards its side and looking straight out the side door was to be looking almost straight down. I saw below us another Huey, with its side doors open, also making an emergency right bank and rolled way over towards its side. I could see through its open doors to the ground. I glanced back over my shoulder at the crew chief and through the open door on the other side (now facing up) I saw yet another Huey with its side doors open, making an emergency right bank and rolled over towards its side. I could see through its open doors to the sky.

The pilot was cursing the congested air corridor, my unit which requested the flying mission, me and he may have mentioned my parents in the rant. Three rotary wing aircraft, crossing paths one above the other, had set off each other's proximity alarms. Everyone had a little excitement that day. The camouflage evaluation videos came out pretty good too. [true story/no shit/I was there]

Nowadays, they'd just send up a drone.

 

 

4/02/2024 1:49 am  #13


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

Chances are if you find yourself too close to another aircraft it's above or below you. Seems to me making a hard right bank rolling the ship would extend the danger zone from the blades up and down. I'm sure they put a lot of thought into why standardizing that move was the best option but I don't understand the logic.


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4/02/2024 6:59 am  #14


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

Every once in a while you read short news articles of helicopter crashes during military training at some US base. This helps explain why.

 

4/05/2024 5:58 am  #15


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

During the last Anglo-German misunderstanding dummy airfields were constructed all over south and east England and were stocked with wooden decoy aircraft.
Legend has it that the Luftwaffe raided one such airfield and dropped wooden bombs on it.
I have a book about the subject called 'Fields of Deception'.
Unfortunately, for a book about conspicuity, I can't for the life of me find the damned thing.

 

 

4/05/2024 7:17 am  #16


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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

4/05/2024 8:54 am  #17


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

Thanks, Griff.

Pausing only to tie a ball of string to the door handle, I entered my ‘library’ more accurately known as ‘the spare room with all the books’.
Despite my best efforts I still didn’t manage to find the book in question but I did recall that I had a similar book about the ‘Starfish sites’ of WW2.
They were also decoys but mimicked nearby towns and were set fire to in order to direct bombing away from the real target.
I forget the title but I’m sure if I find one, I’ll find the other.

If all else fails, it’s off to abebooks!

 

4/05/2024 9:58 am  #18


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

I have triumphed over the forces of darkness and found the book.
That said, both subjects are covered in the one book not as I had recalled.
I have a number in the same series which confused the issue.



All it took was a mug of tea to nudge me in the right direction.

 

4/05/2024 12:45 pm  #19


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

Well done! Is the series all on the WW2 home front?


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4/05/2024 1:58 pm  #20


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

griff wrote:

Well done! Is the series all on the WW2 home front?

Yes, there are four books in the series 'Monuments of War' by Colin Dobson and published by English Heritage.

The subjects are covered in great depth and must have taken an age to research.

I had taken a photo of all four volumes but it won't upload for some reason, so details follow:

(i) Fields of Deception.  Britain's Bombing Decoys of the Second World War.

(ii) Building Radar.  Forging Britain's Early Warning Chain 1935-1945.

(iii) Operation Diver.  Guns, V1 Flying Bombs and Landscapes of Defence 1944-45.

(iv) AA Command.  Britain's Anti-Aircraft Defences of the Second World War.

Now, all I have to do is make sure I remember where I put them all!
 

 

4/06/2024 6:54 am  #21


Re: What kind of fake? Army fake, Sir.

I'm reading Masters of the Air about the 8th Air Force right now. I knew we'd taken losses but this is horrific.


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4/06/2024 8:35 am  #22


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griff wrote:

I'm reading Masters of the Air about the 8th Air Force right now. I knew we'd taken losses but this is horrific.

I can recommend 'Secret Squadrons of the Eighth' by Pat Carty.
It concentrates on the more clandestine operations of the US 8th Air Force including electronic intelligence missions and leaflet dropping over Europe.
There's also a local history element in it for me as Cheddington is one of the airfields covered in depth and is just a few miles to the east from here.
Aylesbury even gets a mention and a photo!

I've discovered a copy on your side of the Atlantic for $9.48.

Secret Squadrons of the Eighth.

 

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4/09/2024 12:46 am  #23


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Ah success, flushed Carruthers out of hibernation. That's a good thing... very good thing. 


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