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Today is the day, For the meeting ain't it?
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The singer was 15 years old when she recorded this...
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Happy Christmas Y'all.
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I hope the President has ordered the guided-missile cruiser USS Gettysburg to stand-down tonight so Santa doesn’t take any friendly fire and I hope Santa has his reindeer well fed so if they are fired upon they can carpet bomb the entire USS Harry S. Truman Carrier Strike Group with reindeer droppings.
NORAD’s top priority should be to ensure Santa isn’t mistaken for a drone.