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Does God Have A Sense Of Humor?
that's it. go.
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The alien children who are running this simulation have low humor.
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When god belly laughs, it is an earthquake. When he farts, a volcano. Diarrhea. Tsunami. Belch. A hurricane.
If god really cared about us, then he would take better care of himself.
Apparently he is now coming down with a fever. Hope its not terminal.
Learned all this in an evengelical church last Sunday. It must be true. We see it.
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Does God Have A Sense Of Humor?
He does, a positively brutal sense of humor.
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Meaning the joke is always on us?
God had Diarrhea. And I did not have my surf board ready. I can only laugh.
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tw wrote:
Meaning the joke is always on us?
God had Diarrhea. And I did not have my surf board ready. I can only laugh.
Sounds like a haiku but I can't be bothered to count the syllables.
Hey! That's me up there!
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Damn, it all makes sense, they've inserted one of the original dogebags into the universe.
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Must have. Trump, who doesn't, is the proof.
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No wonder none of this makes sense. We are discussing people's religion.
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Makes more sense to walk with a dog then it does to walk with a god. Dogs appreciate you. That god would not. Especially if on a leash.
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Meaning the joke is always on us?
God had Diarrhea. And I did not have my surf board ready. I can only laugh.
Sounds like a haiku but I can't be bothered to count the syllables.
God ate a curry
I couldn't catch the brown wave
Pissed myself laughing
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The joy of haiku.
Cannot be overstated.
Live long and prosper.
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Was Spock Shinto or Buddhist?
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Haiku is not Jewish. It is Japanese.
Leonard Nimoy was Jewish. Spock was not.
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Using your reasoning, everything you have stated is wrong. Since neiher exist. Reality. Both exist in different venues.
Also ignored are more facts. Haiku is not Jewish. It is Japanese.
Instead answer the question. Rather than subverting a joke. Was Spock Shinto or Buddhist?
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Both exist in different venues. Reality could not be any simpler. And so an extremist does as expected. Posts demeaning commentary. Rather than address the subject.
And so again, because a simple question is constantly ignored.
Haiku. Was Spock Shinto or Buddhist? Are those religions disapproved by extremists? So the question must be avoided?