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    4/09/2025 1:15 pm  #26

    Flint
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    Re: Words that need to be taken behind the woodshed and shot

    tw wrote:

    Honesty.  The word was murdered long ago.
     

    I see your "Honestly" and raise you one, "If we're being honest"
     

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    4/10/2025 9:58 am  #27

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    Re: Words that need to be taken behind the woodshed and shot

    I see you and raise you two dead rabbits.

    I could not honestly pull them from my hat.
     

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    4/10/2025 1:05 pm  #28

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    raisin' dead is your raison d'être

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    4/10/2025 5:25 pm  #29

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    Now you're making me hungry.  I think I'll make rabbit stew.

    Anybody have a good recipe?

     

    4/10/2025 6:22 pm  #30

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    this will restore 10 hunger and 12 hunger saturation:

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    4/12/2025 9:07 pm  #31

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    Re: Words that need to be taken behind the woodshed and shot

    What would happen if the word "word" was dispatched of in this manner? 

    The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
     

    4/12/2025 11:21 pm  #32

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    Well, then you would have the Kamala Harris recipe for word salad to go with your rabbit stew.

    Hasenpfeffer & wortsalat?

     

    4/12/2025 11:44 pm  #33

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    I like the cover on this one…



     

     

    4/13/2025 8:06 pm  #34

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    Re: Words that need to be taken behind the woodshed and shot

    "The Wow Factor"
     

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    4/13/2025 9:58 pm  #35

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    monster wrote:

    "The Wow Factor"
     

    Concur.

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    4/14/2025 5:11 pm  #36

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    Saying "the wow factor" is in my DNA, if we're being honest.

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    4/14/2025 9:08 pm  #37

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    Would the underdog have “the bow-wow factor”?

     

    5/02/2025 4:36 am  #38

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    KAMALA'S GOT DORK THUMBS!!![bc/]

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    5/03/2025 7:32 pm  #39

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    Re: Words that need to be taken behind the woodshed and shot

    Pass as in die. 

    Just say die ya bunch of wusses, leave that perfectly good and very useful word alone.  Or at least just say "pass away" so we word nerds can distinguish.

    "What shall we do when she passes"?  ....do we congratulate her or mourn her?
    He passed.  What? a kidney stone? Wind? A bus? He didn't like the offer?


    and all the other verbal alternatives for death. I'm first to love a good euphemism but this is ridiculous.  Everyone dies.  Verbiage doesn't make it any easier or less final.

    A friend was taking exams to go to med school and I made a tiny stethoscope as a decoration as we wished her good luck and everyone loved it.  I rescued it and said I'm keeping it for when the passes.  Horrified silence.  The exams, you idiots.

    My next door neighbor died and his daughter posting something so inscrutable in the neighborhood facebook group, people thought he'd recovered and was maybe being ordained as a minister

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    5/03/2025 9:11 pm  #40

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    I dislike it when people describe their pets' death as "crossing the rainbow bridge." Always makes me think the dog came out as gay.

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    5/03/2025 9:55 pm  #41

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    Clodfobble wrote:

    Always makes me think the dog came out as gay.

    SMH

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    5/04/2025 12:39 pm  #42

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    Clodfobble wrote:

      Always makes me think the dog came out as gay.

    Science is slowly discovering that 8% of all species are gay.  First noted among birds.

    Don't tell Trump.  He will have then all deported.  Claiming they were criminals working for MS13.  Therefore have no rights according to the Sixth and Fourteenth Amendments.

    The bird was born here.  Trump says the Fourteenth amendment is wrong.  He is The Donald.  He must know.

     

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    5/05/2025 11:39 am  #43

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    5/05/2025 6:15 pm  #44

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    Re: Words that need to be taken behind the woodshed and shot

    Clodfobble wrote:

    I dislike it when people describe their pets' death as "crossing the rainbow bridge." Always makes me think the dog came out as gay.

    couldn't agree more

    then again




     

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