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7/26/2025 4:02 pm  #1


High School Reunions

I have been invited to my 50th, Should I go, or should I stay. 


I Love my country, I fear the government.
 
 

7/26/2025 5:23 pm  #2


Re: High School Reunions

If they’re going to Zoom it, that would be good. When the old folks start talking about their aches and pains you can just turn the audio off and call it a glitch.

If you have to attend in person, send Keryx to wear your name tag and say that she’s you after the sex change operation.

Hope that no one shows up in a casket because the reunion coincided with their funeral. It’s always a possibility; but, the probability increases as you reach the 50th.

 

7/27/2025 11:07 am  #3


Re: High School Reunions

Go

 

7/27/2025 5:21 pm  #4


Re: High School Reunions

fargon wrote:

Should I go, or should I stay. 

That's not how the song goes.
 


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7/30/2025 8:54 am  #5


Re: High School Reunions

I'm not going The Lady Keryx is otherwise committed that week, and getting a Cat sitter for that long is a problem. I'm not flying anywhere, so Id be driving.and I'm not going anywhere without The Lady Keryx.


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7/30/2025 6:10 pm  #6


Re: High School Reunions

amtrak?


The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 

7/31/2025 5:13 am  #7


Re: High School Reunions

Amtrak good just need a Cat sitter for a week.


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