Chilling after my swim.... ?mom and kid come and sit next to me.

?Mom to (?7yo) kid: oh shit I forgot sunblock. um you need sunblock um....
Me: Here, I have sunblock
?Mom sprays on kid and kinda rubs in
Kid: Just put it on stop picking at my skin. make sure you gat my face, spray it on your hands them rub it i
?Mom: I'm not picking, I just have to check all your moles in case any are new or weird. Moles can be skin cancer and cancer runs in our family, Grandmas whatsit has a melanoma
Me ::looks up because odd way to talk.... yeah you know...::
Me: .........::sees mom has unlit cigarette hanging out of her mouth::
Mom to kid: OK when they let you, you can go in the water. I'm, just going to be right out there tanning. Shit, I forgot my tanning cream
Kid: Can't you just tan normally?
?Mom: It takes too long... but yeah
?Mom: OK I have to go potty but remember I'm just going to be right over there, tanning

Moments later, mom is just outside (not "over there", alternating smoking and looking into her phone from a very high (cleavage) angle

I hope this was just an unprepared relative babysitting.