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How to Fuck Up Rock Bands
Metallica, Iron Maiden ........ Electromagnet
Papa Roach ......................... Mama Orkin
Def Leppard ......................... Hearing aid
Black Sabbath ...................... Bleach
Linkin Park ........................... No parking sign
AC/DC .................................. Water
Judas Priest ......................... Thirty silver altar boys
Pantera ................................ Cooking lesson
Shinedown .......................... Clouds
Motley Crue ......................... Organization
Falling in Reverse ............... Falling
Motorhead ........................... Sugar in the gas tank
Korn ..................................... Drowt
Slipknot ................................ Cubs and Brownies
Five Finger Death Punch...... Power saw; Alligator
Disturbed ............................. Returbing
Godsmack ........................... GodsPC
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Re: How to Fuck Up Rock Bands
Suspend their 1st Amendment rights. When they cannot publish music that Trump approves of. That is their greatest threat. First Cobert and Kimmel. Rocker that do not preach approved incantations are next.
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Re: How to Fuck Up Rock Bands
Foo Fighters..................................... Pacifist Foos
They Might Be Giants .................... They're not, just really CLOSE
Pearl Jam......................................... Oyster laxative
Smashing Pumpkins ....................... Bad Crop
Rolling Stones................................. Flat Terrain
The Beatles .................................... Spellcheck
Avenged Sevenfold ....................... Grievance #8
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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Re: How to Fuck Up Rock Bands
Highly Suspect ............ New Evidence
Extreme ...................... Data Sampling
Mr. Big ........................ Mom bursts into the room
3 Doors Down ............. Urban renewal
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