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Bollocks Amazon descriptions...
It's getting worse than ebay. This Star Wars cooking utensil set apparently has multipurpose goth backpacks and Winnie the pooh car accessories. Or something
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Re: Bollocks Amazon descriptions...
gotta have that "nightmare" branded cooking gear.
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Re: Bollocks Amazon descriptions...
well that is the nightmare before christmas stuff. I was looking at the "Starwar" color........
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Re: Bollocks Amazon descriptions...
Keyword stuffing exact description not applicable excessive nomenclature cover all bases indiscriminate verbiage something what you said repetition of the many types of word ideas all one god faith moral abc's ten pounds of description in a five pound sentence Eternal Father, Eternal One! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!
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Re: Bollocks Amazon descriptions...
Not Amazon, but Craigslist. Not a weird description, but a w.t.f. placement.
TIL "keyword stuffing", perhaps this is what's at play.
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