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    8/04/2026 9:20 pm  #1

    monster
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    PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    you might not have anywhere to tuck your safety glasses while repositioning the next log.

    That is all.

    Please remove your mind from the gutter.

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    8/05/2026 4:58 pm  #2

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    Re: PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    I’ve been known to ask gals hanging any kind of glasses from a V-neck if the girls can see better with glasses.

    Bad Anon. Bad, bad Anon.

     

    8/08/2026 1:32 pm  #3

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    Re: PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    The reason men have trouble making eye contact with women is that breasts don't have eyes.

    Hey! That's me up there!
     

    8/09/2026 4:02 am  #4

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    Re: PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    Using a chainsaw without a bra

    monster wrote:

    Please remove your mind from the gutter.

    My mind didn't go to the gutter, it went to the ER!
     

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    8/11/2026 9:43 am  #5

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    Re: PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    Spent a good portion of my life thinking, "Well, I've never noticed men staring at MY tits," before I realized that you have to actually look someone in the eyes to have any notion of what they're looking at.

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    8/11/2026 4:50 pm  #6

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    Re: PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    mental note… wear mirrored sunglasses around Clod

     

    8/30/2026 8:26 am  #7

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    Re: PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    Here's the heads-up to looking ladies in the eye: choose tall ones 
    Bonus: should put a smile on the face of any male suffering from a stiff neck
    Log repositioning advice: remember, logs can be heavy, the objective is to end up with the saw point, not a sore point!
    Point of order: Owing to a misshap at the suppliers, I have two chainsaws. I can nonetheless confirm that neither came with a bra! 

    Old enough to should have known better
     

    8/30/2026 12:27 pm  #8

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    Re: PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    I only use male chain saws.  Problem solved.

     

    Yesterday 9:27 pm  #9

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    Re: PSA -Using a chainsaw without a bra

    I had heard that about you

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