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- TheNeverWas
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Re: What's mildly amusing you today?
There is bird shit on the ceiling of my front porch. It's a splat.
The effort required for such an act makes it seem personal.
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- griff
- A Magical Woodland Creature
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Re: What's mildly amusing you today?
President throws kids off SNAP, subjects brown people to unlawful imprisonment and deportation, exacerbates climate change as the world burns, steals boatloads of money from the public coffers and chicken shit corporations, and the press stays quiet. Use a plane load of reporters as missile bait and suddenly he’s a bad guy?
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
- Diaphone Jim
- Not Ignoring You.
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Re: What's mildly amusing you today?
Trump will always be the scorpion on the raft.
- Cyclefrance-of-old
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Re: What's mildly amusing you today?
Old enough to should have known better
- Cyclefrance-of-old
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Re: What's mildly amusing you today?
Descending the stairs at a local public hall, I noticed a sign that had been placed there declaring 'The lift is currently out of order'. I couldn't help thinking that this would have been better located by the lift.
English to American translator: (I thought this might also be mildly amusing)
Lift = elevator
Out of order - not working
Last edited by Cyclefrance-of-old (10/01/2026 3:51 pm)
Old enough to should have known better