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10/22/2026 7:53 am  #1


FFS


If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis Brandeis
 

10/24/2026 8:13 pm  #2


Re: FFS

Exactly, just foam the conveyor belt and retract the landing gear.

WHOOSH!

 

 

Yesterday 1:45 pm  #3


Re: FFS

With shame and regret I admit to recently spending several hours on Reddit beating this undead horse.


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Today 12:47 am  #4


Re: FFS

Pegasus on a conveyor belt?

 

Today 1:41 pm  #5


Re: FFS

Anon wrote:

Pegasus on a conveyor belt?

Nah, you're on a treadmill wearing roller skates. Grab the handles and pull yourself forward, nothing stops you. The only small caveat is that the wheels and treadmill instantly accelerate to infinity. 

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Today 2:10 pm  #6


Re: FFS

I'll wait for God to tell me what to think.
 

 

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