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Warnings that are actually good news
So I pulled up this morning and the clerk tells me "Be careful the pretzels are just out of the oven". So as I'm eating my fresh hot Philadelphia soft pretzel I was wondering how many other times a warning is actually good news in disguise
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Re: Warnings that are actually good news
"erection may last longer than four hours"
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"May contain nuts" on a packet of peanuts
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- BigV
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Re: Warnings that are actually good news
Flint wrote:
"erection may last longer than four hours"
LOL
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"Rated R for sexuality, violence, and crude language."
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Re: Warnings that are actually good news
"You've just lost a customer!"
Hey! That's me up there!
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Ha!
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Re: Warnings that are actually good news
"You've just lost a customer!"
Bye bye Karen.
We have a friend named Karen. I never asked her how she feels about her name being used as a meme for entitled obnoxious women.
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Re: Warnings that are actually good news
"You've just lost a customer!"
Bye bye Karen.
We have a friend named Karen. I never asked her how she feels about her name being used as a meme for entitled obnoxious women.
warning, paradox ahead.
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