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- Your mom can't decide
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Your mom is out of control
At my house anyway. The kids started saying it and then me, being the mature adult that I am not, also began saying it. All the time. Now, my kids, my GF, and I are saying it all the time, even when one wouldn't typically use "your mom's a..."
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- griff
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Is this a new variant of the yo mama so fat? Cuz I saw Underdog walking your mama at the Macy's parade.
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- Clodfobble
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Re: Your mom is out of control
Oh yes, I reply "Your mom's ________" as an almost Pavlovian reaction to any statement I don't immediately have an answer to. I only say it out loud to Mr. Clod, of course, and even then it's only about half as often as I think it.
- footfootfoot
- Your mom can't decide
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Re: Your mom is out of control
Pavlovian is it.
For a time it was "Is that a ...blank... in your pocket or are just happy to see me." It ended after I blurted it out during one of the kids' playdates about 8 years ago; I said it to a 3 year old toddler. In front of the former Mrs. Foot.
Ahh, if looks could kill.
The your mom thing gets funny when it really is about their mom, but it also gets dicey when it's too close to the truth and I don't want to trash her to the kids.
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