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1. Air fresheners/scented candles/incense sticks (all of them)
2. Freddie Mercury
3. Impact as a verb
4. Metallic orange cars
5. Children with the same first name as their parent
6. Tent camping
7. Rollercoasters
8. Spiders
9. Avocados
10 Mushrooms
11.Tattoos
12. Parachute jumping
13. The number 13
14. Elvis
15. Cryptocurrency
16. Dandelions
17. Prime numbers
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1. Air fresheners/scented candles/incense sticks (all of them) No
2. Freddie Mercury Yes
3. Impact as a verb No
4. Metallic orange cars Neutral
5. Children with the same first name as their parent Neutral
6. Tent camping Yes
7. Rollercoasters No
8. Spiders Neutral
9. Avocados Yes
10 Mushrooms Yes
11.Tattoos No
12. Parachute jumping No
13. The number 13 Neutral
14. Elvis Neutral
15. Cryptocurrency No
16. Dandelions Yes
17. Prime numbers Neutral
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What's all this neutral business? Rule breaker! You're going straight to hell in a metallic orange car with thirteen Elvis-impersonating spiders from different generations who are all called Griff Elvis Jr.
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Ha! Let's take the number examples. They are numbers, there is nothing good or bad about a number outside the context of it's use. Elvis was good in his youth and quite terrible in his late years. Sooooo, neutral.
Oh...Oh, now we get one!! [/harrumph]
1. Air fresheners/scented candles/incense sticks (all of them) Fresheners - Yes, Candles - Meh, Incense - Never smelled one that wasn't way too heavy.
2. Freddie Mercury Hell yes!!!
3. Impact as a verb Meh
4. Metallic orange cars My first car was an orange 78 Ford Fiesta, so, Yeah.
5. Children with the same first name as their parent Guilty as charged. What is the designation when you're not a junior, it's fil, fils, sil, something like that.
6. Tent camping Yep
7. Rollercoasters Nope
8. Spiders Hells no!
9. Avocados Nope
10 Mushrooms Yep, both kinds
11.Tattoos Meh, I got none, but I don't judge
12. Parachute jumping Hells no!
13. The number 13 Meh
14. Elvis Fuckin' A!!!!!
15. Cryptocurrency Know nothing about it
16. Dandelions Fuck 'em, although I do have to admire their tenacity
17. Prime numbers Eww, maths!!!
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1. Air fresheners/scented candles/incense sticks (all of them) Air fresheners? Like the semi-saturated cardboard "pine trees"? Sure, go crazy. Candles, yes, we have a few in the house. Incense, I've burned incense when I lived in a house I owned, but not anymore. Some of the scents were ok, some were oh, no, that's got to go.
2. Freddie Mercury. Yes please; More please.
3. Impact as a verb. No. It's not a verb, except when used by the thickest glasses and the most well protected pockets. Not in regular usage. Hard pass.
4. Metallic orange cars. Definitely. Dodge Chargers would look good like that, even ones with a Confederate Flag painted on the roof. Hot cars can have hot paint jobs. Yeah baby!.
5. Children with the same first name as their parent. Yeah, what do you want?
6. Tent camping. I love camping. I own several tents. I like sleeping on the ground ... less.
7. Rollercoasters. The ride's ok. The song Love Rollercoaster is great. Waiting in line, the whole theme park vibe is **hurk**.. No thank you. I **might** be tempted by the traveling carnival, but probably not anymore. No.
8. Spiders. I love spiders. Every spider I see is a hundred fucking bugs I don't see. More spiders PLEASE. I should also add that I've been known, well known, for carefully escorting spiders outside when other people in the house INSIST Swatting them is a major escalation that will end badly for everyone..
9. Avocados. I love avocados. We have them regularly. Guacamole, avocado toast, sliced onto salads, delicious. Yes. Yes. Yes.
10 Mushrooms. They don't taste the same as avocados, but I love them just as much. Yes, please.
11.Tattoos. Tattoo virgin here. But SonofV has suggested some tattoo-y ideas that I'm inclined to accept. We'll see. Then you'll see. Maybe.
12. Parachute jumping. Narp. Next.
13. The number 13. As a confirmed trixadexaphilian, I'm all in. Next.
14. Elvis. I'm happy to remember the good things, the things I like, so, yeah. Yeah baby.
15. Cryptocurrency. Good lord. 2020s version of day trading. PASS.
16. Dandelions. Yeah baby. I like'em. The bees like'em. I don't have to mow them. I still have a bottle of dandelion wine for footfootfoot.... it's over there somewhere.
17. Prime numbers. Yes.
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Gravdigr wrote:
Oh...Oh, now we get one!! [/harrumph]
Yeah so your trip to hell is gonna be via the tattoo parlor for 13 tattoos, and for each one the artist will light a new scented candle and discuss how you could sell the online rights to the images of your new tats as NFTs for megabitcoin. Or something.
Last edited by monster (5/19/2021 9:35 am)