Places where fruit should not be

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Posted by monster
12/01/2022 11:15 pm 		#1

1. Beer
2. Tea
3. Salads
4 Vaginas
5. Halloween hand-outs
......


Fruit is generally healthy and delicious but some places it just should not be.  Feel free to add your own.....

 

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Posted by Flint
12/02/2022 3:37 am 		#2

Nah, fam, those Belgian monks who set up in those monasteries, thinking up new ways of brewing beer with secondary fermentation of fruit flavors, that shit is fire. They were like 100% focused on developing all that, and, like God and stuff too I guess

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Posted by Happy Monkey
12/02/2022 4:37 pm 		#3

I had a good salad with dried cranberries in it.  But I generally don't like salad, so perhaps what I liked was it's non-salad-ness.

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Posted by monster
12/02/2022 11:06 pm 		#4

Avocados do not belong in salad an I can live without tomatoes there.

No one's added pizza yet? lol.  love me some pineapple on my pizza but I know it upsets people.  Of course ...there's the tomato issue there too (I could live with that too, maybre -I'm a "light sauce" bitch (not white sauce tho -wtf is that shit?)

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Posted by Clodfobble
12/03/2022 6:03 pm 		#5

Toothpaste.

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Posted by TheNeverWas
12/03/2022 7:44 pm 		#6

Undertoad wrote:

4 Vaginas

True. My friends who are fruits won't go anywhere near one.


 

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Posted by monster
12/07/2022 12:26 am 		#7

Fruit should not be in a replacement for a floral arrangement

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity  Amelia Earhart
 
Posted by monster
12/07/2022 12:27 am 		#8

TheNeverWas wrote:

Undertoad wrote:

4 Vaginas

True. My friends who are fruits won't go anywhere near one.


 

so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?

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Posted by monster
12/07/2022 12:35 am 		#9

monster wrote:

so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?

(other than the family of raspberries standing over a grave scenario)

 

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Posted by TheNeverWas
12/07/2022 7:48 pm 		#10

monster wrote:

so wait, does this mean fruit in anuses is OK?

Not if either of them is mine...

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Posted by Stupidrat
12/08/2022 5:40 pm 		#11

1.ballon
2.rat nest
3.anywhere near me 

i am not stupid >: (
 
Posted by xoxoxoBruce
12/10/2022 12:03 am 		#12

You guys can wax poetic about where, when, and with what, fruit is acceptable to you.
But when you tell other people what they are allowed to do in the privacy of their own home, that's over the line. BZZZZZZ    Beulah the buzzer counts you out. 
 

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Posted by fargon
12/14/2022 9:27 pm 		#13

LOL!!!

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